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Monica answers, “You are always talking about your dick Joey. I want to hear from Phoebe about the biggest penis she’s ever encountered.”

Phoebe laughs and says, “Oh yes now my turn for story time. Don’t be ashamed Joey that this story isn’t about you.” She rubs his dick through his pants one last time before bringing it to her glass and taking another drink.

She starts the story, “When I was in college, a group of my friends always use to go out to the bars and drink and dance. Luckily I never had to pay for my own drinks. But there was this guy in our group that always use to hit on me and I was so not into him. He really was not attractive, but he was a big dude like if he had any sense of athleticism he’d be in the NBA. So I was always turning down his advances but one night I was really tipsy and horny and he drove me home.”

She finishes her glass, and continues. “I was so drunk, I took off my top and said ‘What do you think of my tits? I think they’d look even better pierced.’ We we’re still driving, and when I did this, he immediately skid over to the side almost crashing into a sign. We started making out and he roughly groped my tits. It was not a very sensual experience. He tasted like Busch Light and menthols. His hands were massive, so I had to push my pants down off my hips to give access. Oh my god, his finger was so big. I had to double check that it was just one in me. Seriously most of my vibrators aren’t that big.

“Thankfully after a minute of this awkward groping and fingering, he sits back in the driver’s seat and says, “Now it’s my turn.” He unzips his jeans and pulls out a horrendously large uncircumcised penis. Think of a state fair’s ‘Biggest Cucumber Competition’. I couldn’t even wrap my hand around it. My mouth barely stretched around the head. My jaw got really sore just sucking the tip. I will admit I tried to have sex with him. I climbed on top of him and tried to sit on it. I swear to god, it would not fit. I could only sort of grind it between my lips. To finish him, I had to keep spitting on it and jacked him off with both my hands. It was such a workout. Seriously one of the most awkward sexual experiences of my life. I definitely never let him drive me home again.”

Ross laughs “It sounds like you hooked up with an ogre. Was his cum bright green?”

“Be nice Ross,” says Monica. “I hooked up with a guy with a really big penis who wasn’t the brightest as well. He seriously said he wouldn’t use Magnum condoms because he wasn’t black. The last time we had sex he stopped halfway through and groaned ‘Not again.’ The condom had broke! After that we never had sex again. But I did find out he knocked up the very next girl he was with!”

Phoebe replies, “What an idiot. You have to know about proper condom size. How about you Rachel any awkward big dick experiences?”

Rachel thinks, “Umm not really. Ross is the biggest I’ve been with. I guess I had to lock him down with a ring.”

Phoebe raises her eyebrows and says, “Ooo Ross is packing?”

Rachel smiles shyly in response.

“Which husband has the biggest dick?” Phoebe asks to the group. Her dark eyes connecting to each of us.

Joey says, “Let’s not embarrass the other men. I obviously have the biggest cock. I’m the tallest and have the biggest feet. It would be unfair to compare.”

“I’ll have a dick measuring contest with you. You’re all talk,” Ross says.

I look at the two men. “If we are going to compete, what are we going to win?”

Monica speaks up, “If the other girls agree, I think the winner should get to fuck whomever they want tonight.”

Phoebe says “I’m down. These stories have gotten me excited. How about you Rachel? Are you okay with Joey or Chandler being inside you?”

Rachel glances at me and then replies “I wouldn’t have a problem with that.”

Joey yells “Hell yeah. Now I think we need some inspiration for us to reach out maximum potential.”