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Hugo watches the Rasheul Great Tournament at home on his poorly maintained magic vision

Chad has bought VIP tickets and enjoys the hot white knuckle action from the best seats available.

Hugo needs to deal with noisy neighbors and a nagging wife.

Chad gets to mingle with the Rasheul High society

Hugo suffers from erectile dysfunction

Chad has a huge dick

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MORE CRIMES!

HIGHER TAXES!

NO MORE TOURNAMENTS!

THIS IS WHAT THE OPPOSITION WANTS*

DO YOUR PART

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MAYOR DE VILLE-AT LEAST 30% LESS CORRUPT THEN OTHER POLITICIANS

*according to sources familiar with the matter