More boxes.

Looking down at the boots you notice sitting on the floor are more boxes you don’t remember buying. You pick up the next and find a sexy black lace bra and thong. The third you check holds an ultra slutty low cut open back black dress that you imagine would barely cover a woman’s ass. The last odd little box you open holds an entire little travel makeup kit full of very dark sexy makeup. Immediately your mind races and you think you must have some how accidentally picked up someone else’s bag by mistake, but this is proven false as you see the credit card receipt on the floor with your signature on it. Confused you stand up and pace about trying to figure out how you could have possibly bought these items when your foot kicks something else that apparently is new.

So is it a big clear lime green 15" double headed dildo, a blow up fuck doll, or a piece of paper with a phone number on it?