The dildo.

You pick up the dildo and notice it feels warm to the touch. Shocked you drop it and stand up as if these foreign items seem to stare at you daring you to put them on. ‘That isn’t happening,’ you think to yourself but as you walk into the kitchen to grab a beer you notice you apparently stripped naked as you stood as if you were being controlled by someone else. Instantly you can’t believe what is happening to you and you grab your clothes and get dressed immediately and gather up the weird items and toss them back into the bag they came in and sit down to watch some television and forget the whole bizarre event.

Sadly you realize as you sit there watching some mindless videos hoping to catch a glimpse of some hot chicks that you are curious about the package. Looking over you are stunned once again when you see the tops of your pants peeking out of the bag. You look down in amazement and see you are in fact wearing all of the items of clothing you purchased. ‘This can’t be happening, those clothes weren’t even my size.’ You franticly think to yourself. ‘What the fuck, am I going crazy.’

You sit down on the couch to try to figure out what to do next. Should you call someone? Perhaps you should go ask the girl at the shop, or do you decide to use the dildo and see how it feels?