Misty: The Angry Athlete

Name: Misty María

BIO

Growing up as the only girl in a family with 8 brothers was difficult for Misty. Day after day, bullies would tease her tiny chest, which made her look like one of her brothers.

Born with her mother's fiery nature, Misty would challenge her bullies to various challenges, from races to arm wrestling to eating live worms. Every time, she would leave them in the dust of her massive booty. Since that day, those kids have never uttered a bad word about Misty's breasts, which never developed past her childhood. However, they often quietly joke about how her ass looks bigger in real life than on TV.

Misty spent her time running (and jiggling) around town doing errands for her neighbors for spare change to support her family. Her helpfulness made her famous on her home turf while the hustling toned her body. Once in high school, she was sprinting along the beach for an errand when a volleyball flew straight at her butt. Luckily, her badonkadonk bounced the ball safely back over the net. One of the players of the volleyball game was impressed by her "wide load" receive and introduced herself as the Olympic beach volleyball player Elena.

After Elena taught Misty to stop flipping off and mooning the opposition, she molded Misty into an Olympic-level player. Notoriously, her bubble butt saves the ball in nearly every game, leading to broad audience appeal. Even more notorious is her hair-trigger temper when people talk about her tiny tits or big butt instead of her volleyball skill. Unfortunately, her workout regime shrunk her boobs from A-Cups to AA-Cups. Misty proclaims herself as a member of the "itty bitty titty committee," yet if someone in her vicinity says the words "bug bites" or "pancakes," she'll chase them to the depths of hell.

Reason for Playing: To represent her country through her athleticism in challenges

Likes: Sports, running, meditation (which has had no noticeable effect on her anger issues)

Nationality: Brazilian

Ethnicity: Latina

Bikini: Olympics standard beach volleyball uniform. Yellow tank top jersey. Green gym shorts. Well, they're supposed to be short shorts, but with her figure, they often wedge themselves into booty shorts, and on rare occasions in the heat of a game it can look like a G-string. And the tank top has a tendency to rise up whenever Misty goes for high sets and such.

PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION

• Bust/Waist/Hip: 28AA-24-42. Cartoonishly bottom-heavy hourglass figure.
• Boob Shape: Her hilariously athletic AA-Cups that often fall out of her shirts. She's the smallest on the island (or is she?), a point of fury for her.
• Butt Shape: Her famously massive bubble butt that often wedgies her bottoms. She's the biggest on the island. There's a good reason it's listed as one of the most bodacious booties in the world. She can literally crush a watermelon with her thighs.
• Pubes: Shaved to prevent sand from getting in her lady bits.
• Height: 5'1"
• Hair: Blonde in a high, short ponytail.