Mila reads the first debate question

"Alright, time for another of these wacky debates! Let's see what the first topic for the day is... Ahem..." Mila laughed, adjusting her sunglasses as though they were reading glasses. "Ooo, this is a nice question! Let's see... it says... what does the chance to compete in the Kami Kurabe mean to you?" she read out, then her mouth opened into a surprised smile. "Wow! What a beautiful question! I think all of us gods and goddesses love the Kami Kurabe, right, people?!" Every god in the audience cheered... in fact, almost everyone cheered... Except for you and one other person...

Craaap! How was Keiko going to give a satisfactory a satisfactory answer to this?! You could already hear her answer reverberating in her head...

"The ultimate evil... The Kami Kurabe is the twisted, masturbatory game where gods use priestesses, brainwashed by 'faith,' as pets for show and sport. This is the height of ego and vanity, capped off with a side of lust and callousness. To think that any beings who take part in organizing such a sport could call themselves 'divine' is so thoroughly disgusting that I spit at the feet of every one of them! The Kami Kurabe is-!"

Noooo! That's not going to work! For now, you were just thankful those words were all inside her head. You needed to give Keiko some proper coaching...

Especially because it looked like the submission hold was going nowhere. Keiko had applied one of the smartest holds a small person can apply to a larger person: the sleeper hold, crossing both legs around the waist and both arms around the neck, intending to squeeze the life out of one's enemy. You could tell she was really applying herself, but so far, Georgina was still standing with an oblivious grin on her face. "Oh! The Japanese have always been fine wrestlers! A fine hold, Keiko, very fine!" Georgina applauded her opponent, despite seeming completely unaffected.

To your side, Primary smiled, running one hand around the lip of her lit torch. "Mister Katappashikara, for this first challenge, I won't interfere at all. Let me show you how serious I am about mankind's self governance, as I allow Georgina to defeat your priestess without so much as lifting a finger to help her," the goddess chuckled with a cocky tone to her voice.

No, don't get distracted! Coaching! Keiko needs coaching!