Lewd choices

You've got just the choice ready for her.

Choice Girl 2 was hired last week, but you've been putting together your script for months. You've been practicing your questions for years. You've had to, to make sure they wouldn't backfire irrevocably one day.

You look her in the eyes and slowly raise the microphone, and the whole Superstadium goes silent.

"Would you rather get perkier titties but feel the need to show them off to anyone who looks at them, or ta..."

"Yeah I'll take it!" Choice Girl 2 is jumping up and down, her breasts bouncing fantastically, everyone in the stands cheering and clamoring, the jumboscreen zoomed in on your beautiful assistant, your own wide-eyed face just on the edge of the shot.

You never saw it coming. Not once has anyone simply gone for the first choice before you could utter the second. And everyone in the audience is screaming and hollering because they assume it worked but did it work? What if your show is a joke from the very first episode?

Then, as the whole crowd fixates on the Choice Girl's bouncing boobs on the Jumboscreen, and you stare blankly at her like what the fuck, she flashes you all.

She pulls her skimpy halter up over her big floppy tits and shakes em side to side and it turns out their not as floppy as you thought.

BOOM! You make a mental note to ask the pyro team if they would rather magically get paid more.

Seems Choice Girl 2 was a good hire too. Your first televised use of your power, and everybody loved it. It might be time to go straight to the audience participation bits, but then there's Choice Girl 1 just standing there too.