Josh, a heterosexual college student.

You are Josh, a heterosexual college student. You go to class every day, you stay on top of your studies, and you even make time to hang out with friends a couple times a week. You've never been much for partying, and your classmates think of you as kind of a prude, but deep within you burns an all-consuming horniness that scarcely lets you sleep.

You reread the last sentence of the description: All depends on how you decide to use this new power.

It's a nice sentiment, but you don't pay it much mind. You already know how you're going to use the app, and you get to work right away.