Joey

Phoebe starts with Ross. His rigid penis sprouts from a patch of ginger pubic hair. Phoebe pulls his dick down so it’s parallel with the ground. She lays the foot-long ruler directly on top. She declares the result, “7.5 inches. Ross, it is safe to say you have a long dick. And in my personal opinion it is very pretty.”

Monica moves closer to check out his dick, “Oh yeah, that’s a pretty boy dick alright.” I watch her run her finger along the vein on my best friend’s shaft. When did she get so horny?

I’m next. After Ross’s measurement I knew I wasn’t going to win, if the contest was based on length alone. As Phoebe walks up, I pull down my pants. My cock stands out from my body: hard and sturdy. She places the ruler at the base of my cock. I thank God, I had recently trimmed my pubic hair.

She says, “6 inches long. So much shorter than Ross. But Rachel come check out how thick he is. His width is 3 inches across!” I’m relieved she mentioned my girth.

Rachel looks at my cock and says, “Oh my. Good for you Monica. I bet you never tire of that.” I look over and compare myself to Ross. His dick looks extremely skinny next to mine. It gives me a confidence boost after I was deflated hearing his length.

Monica laughs, “Oh my jaw definitely does.”

Finally it is Joey’s turn to be measured. To avoid bias, Phoebe hands the ruler to Monica and says, “You started this. Now you can measure it yourself.”

Joey pulls his pants down, leaving his briefs on. Joey’s erect cock is sticking out past the band of his underwear. The tip of his cock reaches his belly button. Joey sees the look on Monica’s face and smiles. He says, “See I’m not all talk. You could even see this without your glasses.” He pulls down his briefs and his big long cock flops down.

Monica looks back at the women and says, “Do I even need to measure or can we declare a winner?”

Phoebe says, “It needs to be official so he can rightfully claim his prize.”

Monica lays the ruler on Joey’s penis and says “8.5 inches.” Then she looks up and Joey and says, “But you already knew that because you’ve probably already measured.”

He responds, “All the time. But I usually get 9 inches. It must be cold tonight.”

Rachel says “Joey wins because he is by far the biggest. But we have to vote on runner up. I’m sorry Ross but I have to vote for Chandler because he is the even thicker than Joey. What do you think Monica and Phoebe?”

Phoebe says, “It depends if you prefer length or girth.”

Monica grabs Ross’s cock and then wraps her fingers around mine. “While I do like Ross’s length, Chandler’s volume is more.” She shakes up dick up and down. “I am proud to say my husband has a fat and heavy cock.”

Phoebe says, “That settles it. Chandler gets second place. Now Joey gets to choose who he wants to fuck tonight.”