Joey tells me a story

I look down at my red hard cock. I say, “I’ve come so many times tonight. It’d rub my dick raw if I tried to come again.”

Joey looks up for my dick. He says, “Your cock wasn’t the first one I had ever sucked.”

I replied, “I figured. You were way too good for that to be your first time.”

Joey shifts, “You’re only the second, so I’m not that experienced. But I have practiced on Phoebe’s various dildos. None are as thick as you, so your dick definitely felt different than them.”

“Who else have you sucked? Was it one of the guy’s in your threesomes?” I ask, my eyes partly close and I lean back on the couch. Fuck I am way too drunk. I don’t know if I’m making off this couch.

Joey says, “No. I was honest about that. I never sucked any of the dicks in our threesomes. This was a guy I had only met once for one night. He was one of Phoebe’s exes. As you now know, I have a really big dick. I’m proud of it. In a room of a 100 people, I’m confident I’m bigger than 99 of them. But in a room of 1,000 I’d only be bigger than 998 of them. Phoebe told me about her ex who had a bigger dick than me. I became obsessed with him.

“I wanted to hear all the details about their sex life. I’d ask questions about him while Phoebe blew me. It turned me on so much. I once got the courage to ask her if she would fuck him again. She didn’t play along. She told me she would never fuck that asshole again. Their breakup was not amicable. I asked if she had any nude pictures of him still.

“She said I was crazy. She wanted nothing to do with him. Why did I care? What would it take for me to stop asking about him? I told her that I wanted to see it. She reluctantly started texting her ex again. With some flirting, she got him to send a dick pic

“Trust me when I say this guy was too big for porn. Nobody would believe it. They would think it was wearing a sleeve, or that the porno CGI budget was through the roof. The dude was fucking massive. I told Phoebe that he should start an OnlyFans. She laughed and said he already had one. Since they had reconnected he had invited her to star in one of her videos. I was pissed she had declined. I wanted to get stuffed by this massive penis.

“She said that she told him her husband was obsessed with his cock. He said since she declined to be in a video with him that he would pay me to suck his cock in one.

“I didn’t even ask ‘How much’ I just said ‘Yes’. Rachel laughed. She thought I was joking. I wasn’t joking. I wanted to see this cock in person, I wanted to feel it in my mouth.

“So Phoebe and I went to his place. I was nervous and awkward. I had never been on camera before, especially on camera for my first gay experience. Watching the video of it cracks me up. I was so nervous like I was starstruck. We made small talk and established who I was: an ex’s husband that was obsessed with his cock. Then he had me pull it out of his pants, and there was literal shock of my face.

“I was hesitant at first kissing it, but then really got into it. I couldn’t get more than a quarter of it in my mouth, but I tried. I choked myself on his massive dick. Then he finally pulled out and came all over my face.

“The video did numbers. The fandom on his page grew. I won’t tell you how much he paid me, but it was fair, especially for how popular it made him. So yeah that was the first cock I sucked: my wife’s ex on camera for money. Dude are you even awake? Actually it might be better if you’re not. You might go searching for the video. But trust me, finding that video will fuck up your search algorithm. Night bro.”

He tapped me on the shoulder, and stood up shakily. He wobbled to his bedroom, and slammed through the door. He didn’t close it, and I watched him fall into bed on top of his wife. She cried out, but I didn’t hear. I closed my eyes and fell asleep after a night of debauchery with my friends.