Jacques

The conman comes to first, yawning lazily, not remembering where he is.

"Uhhhhhhh, what a night..." he groans, his fake accent gone. He sits up in bed, looking over at the nude Jorella. She's still snoring, and drooling a little into her pillow.

"Oh, right."

He gets up and scratches himself as he looks for his clothes.

"Uh..."

They aren't here! And neither is any of the merchant's stuff that he stole fair and square!

"Shit!" Jacques grumbles as he covers his dick with his hands.

"Mmmmmm..." Jorella groans as she rolls over in bed. She's lying on her side now, showing everything she has (along with everything she's missing).

Jacques starts to blush. He's naked, in a cheap hotel room with an equally naked woman he was trying to steal from.

How am I going to get out of this one?