I suggest a compromise

I look between both of them, and ask, “You guys both really want to fuck my wife?”

Ross looks at me like I’m an idiot. “Yeah dude, we’ve been arguing about it this whole time.”

I suggest, “How about you both fuck her at the same time?”

Joey’s mouth opens in surprise. “You want us to double team your wife?”

“Sure,” I say. “But I get to have a threesome with both your wives.”

Ross contemplates the situation, “So I get to fuck your wife, while Joey’s fat sweaty body is rubbing all over me, and you get two fuck two beautiful women at the same time. I don’t know if this is a fair deal.”

“You’re just afraid your dick is gonna look tiny next to mine, and Monica will ignore you,” Joey says. “My wife loves threesomes. You’re going to have a good time Chandler.”

Ross is still hesitant. “I don’t know. I might just fuck Joey’s wife. I don’t want to know what his “O” face looks like.”

“That’s cool,” Joey says. “You can fuck Phoebe, and I’ll fuck Monica. No problem. Done.”

“No. No. No. No. Fuck that!” Ross steams. “I’ll fuck Monica and she’s gonna come so fuckin’ hard while you’re standing in the corner jackin’ your little penis.” He pulls out his cock and it dangles down. “No way you’re bigger than me, dude. She goin’ to come all over me.”

Ross’s cock swings between his legs. It’s difficult not to notice how much longer it is than my dick. Shit. That fire hose is going to be in my wife.

I try to calm the situation before we have a dick measuring contest and then a brawl. “So we have a deal?” I ask.

“Yeah. If you can get Rachel to agree to a threesome, go for it. I’ve had zero luck in that department,” Ross says staring down Joey.

Fuck. It probably wasn’t a good idea to rile these men up before they fuck my wife. They have a lot of aggression to get out.

I make a suggestion, “My wife probably won’t have a threesome either of you two come in like raging bulls. Maybe you two should make up first.”

Joey holds out his hand first, “Come on, man. Let’s make this a team effort plowing Chandler’s wife.”

Ross claps his hand, “Sorry man. I agree. Monica’s is never going to want Chandler’s dick again after tonight. We’re going to fill all her holes.” They gather together and start coming up with a plan of action.

These hung men are going to fuck my wife, and I have to convince their wives to have a threesome with me. What did I just get myself into?