Hunk

Baron Fabio von Hunkington, is the lord who rules the land adjacent to Hilda's (the noble next door, if you will) and is her long-time secret crush.

His appearance:

Hunk is the finest specimen of man meat Hilda has ever laid eyes on. 6' 2" with dirty-blonde hair, shredded abs, bulging (but not too big) muscles, perfect teeth... Hunk has been filling Hilda's dirty dreams and naughty masturbation fantasies for years.

His manhood is a respectable size, but in Hilda's eyes (if she ever sees it) it will be the biggest, best cock to ever ravage her (at least, that's what she'll convince herself to believe).

His personality:

He is a kind man, and strives to do what's right, but is a bit condescending to people he considers less well-off than him.

He doesn't know Hilda, the two are not on speaking terms. Not because of any bad blood, but because she has never managed to work up the courage to actually say anything to him whenever they were in the same room.

In fact, he was the whole reason she became a knight and fought in tournaments in the first place! Hilda was trying to impress him, but unlike Hilda, the Baron rarely goes to tournaments, and certainly never fights in them, because no one ever accepts his challenges. His would-be opponents always came up with some kind of excuse, but the real reason is because Hilda always threatens a violent and gruesome end to anyone that harms a hair on his magnificent head.

As a result, Hunk is practically useless in an actual fight, because despite his looks, he has no real experience with combat.

His clothes and gear:

Hunk usually wears practical, mundane looking armor, and well-made, but not particularly showy clothing. He does prefer boxer shorts though, and has several silk pairs in several cartoonish designs, including polkadots and hearts.