How about a sale?

Despite the earth-shaking orgasm, John vaguely remember the ‘Emergency Pizza’ $50 he have tucked away in his sock. $50 which is the cost of a well-trained and high end girl. Feeling bold, John turns towards Jason with the bill in hand, and taps his shoulder.

“Listen Jason, you’ve been my friend for a while so I wanted to ask you something. I’m having trouble finding a girl I like, so I’m asking you if I can... buy your mom?” {Firstname} asked as he awkwardly held his bill in hand.

“JASON?! How can you even-“ Gwen Brookes was cutoff by her son holding his hand up to silence her.