Her younger sister

Phoebe says, “Look I don’t need to tell you guys this but my husband is a pervert. He made a pass at my younger sister.”

“Oh my god,” Monica gasps. “When was this?”

“It was right after I gave birth to my daughter. My younger sister had just graduated high school. She flew out and lived with us that summer and acted as a nanny. You’ve lived with Joey. You know how unfiltered he can be. At one point he decided to help with laundry. He literally held up every single pair of my sister’s underwear and examined it. I thought it was creepy, but my sister playfully brushed it aside. He was ten years older than her, but flirted like they were both single in college.

“I was a new mother and my new husband was shamelessly flirting with my 18 year old sister.”

Monica shakes her head, “I would’ve killed Chandler for just flirting with a nanny.”

My wife glares at me like I actually did something wrong. This story isn’t about me. It’s about my asshole friend. I push to continue the story, “How did he propose a swap?”

Phoebe continues, “We were in bed. I was giving Joey a handjob while I pumped breastmilk. He brought up my sister, ‘She hasn’t gone on any date since she moved out here. Maybe we should set her up.’ That was suspiciously thoughtful of him. He set her up with this cute intern at his work. After a month of dating, he stayed over one night and their sex rattled the walls.

“I played it off saying ‘oh to be young.’ Joey nudged me, ‘Sounds like he has a lot of stamina and is eager to please.’

“‘My sister should thank you,’ I said.

“He creepily replied, ‘I would love for her to thank me. Especially if she gives the same treatment she’s giving him right now.’

“‘Eww that’s my sister,’ I said. I didn’t like hearing him about her like that.

“‘What!? She’s hot. Like a much younger version of you. Besides if I fucked your sister, you could fuck that young buck. I’m sure he’d appreciate a mommy and suck on your big milkers.’

“I was disgusted. I left our bedroom. And accidentally ran into the very naked young hunk trying to tiptoe his way to the bathroom.

“The sight of this sweaty muscled man made me reconsider Joey’s proposal.