Go To The Party

As Cindy and Scott begin walking away, you yell at them yet again. "Hey guys, I'm coming to the party too." Scott turned around and laughed. "Yeah right you fucking nerd. No one would let you into a Kim Boogler party." He was right. Kim's parties were the stuff of legend. She only invited the best looking girls and guys. The Monday after each party the school would be buzzing with crazy stories. A hot classmate would take off her clothes in Kim's living room and blow a group of guys. A dude would have a threesome in the hot tub while someone filmed. Epic stuff like that. You always wanted to go but you knew you would be laughed out of the building. This time though, you had a plan.

You knew where Kim's house was, everyone did. It was a huge mansion near the top of the hill you lived on. You got in your car and made your way there. As you approached you could hear the thumping of loud music. Multicolored lights poured out from every open window in the house. You got out of your car and made your way to the front door. As you got closer you could see people start laughing at your mere presence. You knew this would be tricky, but you also had to see if this would work. Before you even got to the front door Kim made a beeline towards you.

"What the fuck are you doing here" Kim condescendingly shouted. "You weren't invited to my party. In fact, you will never be invited to one of my parties. Get the fuck out of here pizza face."

You summon up some courage, look Kim in the eye, and make a bold statement. "Kim, I'm here because I need to cum and no one out here is making me horny. I think the only women that will get me to cum are at your party."

"FFFUUUCCCKKKK" Kim loudly yelled. "Fine, if you have to cum then you can join my party. Once you cum though I want your fat ass out."

You just gained entrance to your first high-school party.