Get rid of her

You look at Ericia's old high school buddy. "We are conducting and experiment," you tell her. "Would you rather make ten trips around the block naked above the waist with your hands behind your head, or would you rather make ten trips around the block naked below the waist with your hands behind your head?"

"Wow, tough choice. You know both are embarrassing, but I think I'll go naked below the waist. Erica, maybe we'll catch up later." She leaves and goes outside.

Through the window, you and Erica watch her strip off her skirt panties, shoes and socks and put them in her purse. She puts her hands behind her head and walks off down the sidewalk.

"I can't believe she did that," says Erica.

"Would you rather find that hilarious, or would you rather find that sexy?"

"Hilarious," says Erica before laughing.

"Good, now would you rather give me a blowjob in the ladies room, or would you rather have me fuck you from behind in the men's room?"