Fred, Daenerys, Farsel, King Marcus and Jormund read Marcie and Gina read Dark Lord by Unknown7

Fred, Daenerys, Farsel, King Marcus and Jormund found themselves at a computer. Daenerys and Jormund were in their humans forms. Marcus was still a girl.

"Oh fuck, its Jormund"

Jormund went into his dragon form and attacked them.

"Dammit, we're not ready for this" said Fred.

Suddenly a barrier appeared separating them. Out of the sky, a red-haired anime girl with purple eyes appeared from the sky. She was wearing modern clothes and was looking at her phone.

"Who the fuck are you?" asked Fred.

"I'm the one who summoned you here so you could read Marcie and Gina's review of your story. To be fair, I should have seen this coming given my obsession with realistic outcomes but there will be no fighting during the response to their review. After this is over, I'll transport you back to where you left off as you were without any memories of what happened so its pointless to kill each other as I'll just undo it"

Unknown7 then disappeared into the sky.

"Who the fuck was that?" said Fred.

Fred, Jormund, Daenerys, Farsel and King Marcus looked at the computer to see Marcie and Gina read Dark Lord by Unknown7.

"What exactly is this thing?" asked Farsel, pointing to the computer.

"Its a computer" Fred told her.

It turned out people from a medieval fantasy had no idea what a computer or the internet was. The only understanding of CHYOA that Daenerys, Farsel or King Marcus had were stories that Fred had told them and even then he embellished them in a way to make it easier to understand (he did not want to have to explain modern technology or systems of government to them).

And since Fred didn't feel like mentioning them to Jormund, he had no clue what CHYOA is at all.

"Yeah, its a device the dwarves made" said King Marcus, "but I do not know what it does"

"Well, on Earth, it was made by humans because dwarves, elves, orcs, dragons and shit don't exist"

"Shit doesn't exist on Earth? But where does your food go, daddy?" asked Daenerys.

"That is not what I meant. Look, lets just read the damn thing so we can give a response already. I'll just type everything we say and do from the moment we arrived in this weird dimension"

It made sense as Fred was the only one familiar with a computer. Farsel picked her nose.

"Wait, so you're writing everything down including that?" said Farsel.

"Yes" said Fred, "everything including your nose picking"

"So who exactly are Marcie and Gina?" asked Farsel.

"They're these two psychopaths at a school named No-Name High" said Fred, "basically Gina was such a piece of shit that the 'Will of the Universe' decided to put a curse on her. In one branch of the multiverse, an even bigger psychopath named Marcie took advantage of this to take over the school. For some strange reason Gina was the only one cursed even though Marcie, Marel, Lauren and Rina were just as bad as her. Come to think of it, the so called 'Will of the Universe' was also just as bad for what it did to Lindsey. Actually they do remind me of-"

Unknown7 appeared again.

"No, spoilers"

"Wait, why would that be a spoiler? Its just background stuff about my past that is unlikely to ever actually appear in Dark Lord. And my-" said Fred.

"Don't even finish that sentence. I do not want anything spoiled for Marcie or Gina when they read the next 148 chapters"

"148 chapters?!" said Farsel.

"Well, I want it to be at least as long as their first read through and given how long the D... the last arc within those next 80 chapters is, that puts it at 148 chapters"

"Well, at least the two get a decent break before having to suffer through this" said Farsel.

Unknown7 disappeared.

"I'm still pretty sure they're still gonna lose their shit if who they remind me of is a spoiler" said Fred.

READING IN P-

Jormund immediately attacked them again so Unknown7 was **** to use a curse to make Jormund unable to harm others. Jormund returned to his human form.

"Okay, now that Jormund won't try to kill us during this response due to being an enemy, lets get through this" said Fred.

READING IN PROGRESS

"Yeah, that opening was very similar to Whore of the Dragon" said Fred.

"What's Whore of the Dragon?" asked Farsel.

"Oh, its another CHYOA story"

Farsel clicked on Whore of the Dragon.

READING IN PROGRESS

"Dude, we're supposed to be giving a response to Marcie and Gina's review of Dark Lord, not giving our own reviews of stuff they did" said Fred.

"Oh my god, Lunnara is the greatest thing ever" said Farsel, "I really identify with this character"

"Well, she's more competent that you" said Marcus.

"I wanna be like her" said Farsel.

"I think I know what's going on here" said Fred, "I think Farsel might be a parody of Lunnara. It makes sense she'd see the original dark elf as someone to aspire to be"

"I'm a parody of her?" said Farsel.

"Wow, things are getting really meta here" said Fred, "okay, you see I got into Arizelle by clicking on a story titled Dark Lord. And Unknown7 has some weird deconstruction fetish, though unlike King Marcus, you seem to just be a parody"

"What do you mean by unlike me?" asked Marcus, "wait a minute, shouldn't Marcie and Gina have ended up in Arizelle when they clicked on Dark Lord?"

"Well, taking over a fantasy world would have been much too difficult for them. I don't think they'd last five minutes in Arizelle. Farsel would have ended up owning them both. Can we please get back the review?"

"I also like how your name is Fred" said Farsel laughed.

"I'm just glad nobody is gonna remember this" said Fred, "though Marcie does have a point about the pussy punching. From now on I'll start kicking girls in the pussy"

"But you won't remember this after we're done, daddy"

"I do regret that Unknown7 decided to have me **** Farsel in my introduction chapter, I think she should have ended the chapter with Farsel at my mercy and made **** her an option"

"I also noticed that Marcie and Gina make an issue out of names the Darth Vader and Daenerys, daddy"

"Well, you see, Darth Vader is the name of a villain of a famous story called Star Wars and I named you after a character from another story called Game of Thrones. As for the pussy punching, I barely remember that"

"Its basically your signature move" said Farsel, "you used it on me when we first met"

"Yeah, it all blurs together. Wait a minute, is Gina implying that Unknown7 punches other girls in the pussy in real life? Actually its possible one of the copies that Uno Reverse Gina created might have done that. As for logistics of continent wide take over, didn't I need to leave people in charge of the day to day of the kingdoms I took over when I moved onto the next thing?"

"But a lot your plans basically involved directly attacking the enemy and punching them in the pussy" said Marcus.

"It worked, but I also used the bucket of water on the door trick on Farsel, I hit a dickgirl in the balls and I **** Jeanne to remove her ability to wield the Sword of Light. I do notice that there is a lot of whipping going on. Sara whips herself, Taria gets whipped, Taria whips Antiope, Marcus' mom whips his sister, Farsel's mom had her sister whip her, Farsel had her mom and other sister whipped, Jeanne whips herself, Tarena gets whipped, Alice and her mom get whipped, am I missing anything?"

"Well, how else do you punish people?" asked Farsel.

"Come to think of it, why did you spare me?" said Marcus, "when I turned into a girl I was so scared all these women were going to **** me"

"Honestly, I figured that having a necromancer and automatons on my side would be a good idea" said Fred, "also you were clearly suffering from some severe mental trauma that was affecting your actions. I would have killed you if it came to it but the stuff we did to Antiope would have been too cruel if done to you"

"But you **** me" said Farsel.

"I said I was sorry. And if I knew what your mom did to you, I would've gone easier on you. Also, I would never have handed you over to your abuser like Marcie did to Susan. I might be an evil Dark Lord but I'm not that evil"

"Come to think of it, didn't Marcie give Gina a pass just because her mom didn't spoil her enough?" said Marcus.

"And she gives a free pass to all the biggest scumbags in the school while throwing the innocent ones under the bus" said Fred.

Marcus clicked on The Captive Prince.

"Wait, no, no, no!" said Fred, panicking.

READING IN PROGRESS

Marcus screamed in fury.

"HOW DARE PRINCECAI MAKE LIGHT OF MY SUFFERING?!"

"This was why I didn't wanna bring that story up" said Fred.

"Honestly, Unknown7 could have at least changed Marcus' name even if he's a king with a different hair colour" said Farsel.

"I WAS **** SO MANY TIMES BY MEMBERS OF MY OWN FAMILY AND PRINCECAI WRITES AN EROTICA ABOUT IT!"

"Actually, I'm pretty sure Unknown7 created you as a deconstruction of that character"

"I AM GOING TO KILL PRINCECAI!"

"You can't kill someone for writing a story that just happens to remind you of trauma you endured in a story written afterwards. An alternate universe Gina tried it and now the Cursed Punishment multiverse have to deal with copies of authors she unwittingly created, trying to recruit people for something the Unknown7 that Gina created calls the 'Endgame'. I don't want a copy of PrinceCai coming after us with his author powers"

"So to get back on topic" said Jormund, finally deciding to contribute something to this response, "they do have a point about the repeating stuff"

"Yeah, its hard to be consistent without doing that" said Fred, "still maybe Unknown7 shouldn't copy and paste so much"

"Also, I don't know why you're all so harsh with Marcie. I think she would make a fine general though she'd still be my **** since mortals like her can't take care of themselves" said Jormund.

"Its a pity we have to kill you after this" said Fred, "I would love to see Marcie reduced to slavery"

"Right, so about the nude portrait" said Farsel, "what is to stop someone from just saying they masturbated to Dark Lord just so Marcie shows a nude Gina?"

"Why would anyone want to see Gina naked?" asked Fred, "trust me she's not got much to show. If anything people are probably not gonna report even if they masturbate to it because they DON'T want Marcie to draw a nude portrait of her. I think Marcie might need a better incentive like a nude portrait of Susan or Marel, you know, someone with boobs"

"Well, I think this about sums things up" said Farsel, "what are we supposed to say to end this?"

Suddenly Jormund went into his dragon form and ate Farsel.

"I think Unknown7's curse wore off" said Fred, "good thing Farsel's **** will be undone when this is over"

"Farsel just died and your first instinct to type it onto a computer?" said Marcus.

"Hey, we should do our own review of Cursed Punishment: Hard Candy route" said Fred.

"Didn't John Jacobs already did have Sam and Victoria do this?" asked Jormund.

"How do you know about that?" asked Fred.

"I read it while Marcus was threatening to kill PrinceCai"

"Well, I wanna do one too"

"About that" said Unknown7 appearing again, "I'm not exactly sure who I'll have review that story. Right now I'm considering you guys, but also characters from other Cursed Punishment branches"

"Like who?"

"Well, I've ruled out Downfall of an Empress, as that's just an alternate ending so they'd just be reading stuff that already happened to them, and Endgame given that'll take twenty years to finish. I am considering the Tom and Susan from one branch. Or maybe Lucy Shepard from another. Either of those two would seriously piss Marcie and Gina off. Maybe Innocent Gina, seeing her react to her more malevolent self would be funny but I'm not sure reading her story would piss them off as much"

Unknown7 then clapped her hands because she couldn't click her fingers and Farsel appeared good as new.

"Did I just die?"

"Okay, you can all continue carrying out your conquest now" Unknown7 said.