Find seats at the bar

You feel eyes following the two of you as you make your way to a pair of empty seats at the far end of the bar. You climb up onto the seat. Your feet used to reach the ground as a man but now dangle. You are surprised at the apparent increase in comfort before locating the increased cushioning was coming from your expanded rear end.

"what can I get you ladies?"

"we'll have a couple pina coladas on room 143 please."

Your wife flashed the young barkeeper a friendly smile as she orders for you.

"Actually the two gentlemen have already covered your first round"

A pair of late twenty something men dressed like they just got out of a conference wave. You weren't ever the sort of forward guy to buy strangers drinks at a bar and you have no idea what the proper protocol is. Your instinct is to turn them down but Jane has other ideas.

"let's say hi"

"What? Are you crazy?"

"Come on it'll be fun. Don't worry, we'll tell them we're married and everything, it'll just be some company."

She's insistent enough that you don't argue. Some part of you that you don't recognize does think it'd be fun to talk to the men that you've subconsciously categorized as handsome.

Soon your drinks are delivered.