It would be rude not to say hi

You take a deep sip of the frozen beverage for courage. Jane gets up first and you follow her.

"Cheers guys! thanks for the drinks."

The taller of the two replies first.

"Any time! I'm Eric by the way and my companion here is Jeff. I didn't see either of you at the conference, what brings you to Maui?"

"We're celebrating our honeymoon!"

She held up her ring finger for emphasis. You half expected the guys to accuse you of accepting the drinks under false pretenses but if they were disappointed then they didn't show it.

"That's awesome, Congratulations!"

"I'm Jane and my lovely wife is Rose by the way"

"Hi"

You squeak out nervously.

"A beautiful Rose indeed, you're a lucky woman"

Jeff cut in. Your blush didn't go unnoticed.

"I know, isn't she adorable! Very shy though, especially around men folk."

"I don't blame her, I try to spend as little time around men as possible myself. Don't ever go to a pilot's conference by the way, great locations but a total sausage fest."

Jane continues to carry your side of the conversation.

"Don't take this the wrong way but you guys seem young to be airline pilots."

"None taken, we were air **** and United has a fast track program for us to get licensed"

They did kind of look like Top Gun extras. Jane continues, is she flirting with them?

"I like a man in uniform."

"Oh, are you not an obligate lesbian?"

Jane laughs.

"That's a funny way to put it but I recently did find out I'm bi."

Technically true you guess. The men exchange a glance. You trust your wife but you don't like where this is going.

"How about you Rose, do you swing both ways?"

You again do your best impression of your namesake.

"She hasn't ever tried... As I said, very shy around men"

It must be the damned bracelet but you think you actually like the attention. You take another deep sip of the cocktail, hoping to calm your nerves. Eric changes the subject to your immense gratitude.

"Hey, so the conference has a bunch of small passenger airplanes they let us fly out of the local airport during the downtime. You can get a great view of islands from the air. If you'll give us an excuse to escape the pilot pissing contest we'd love to treat you two to a honeymoon trip sometime. We have to go meet up with some folks but here's my number, we're on the island until Thursday."

With that the two men said their goodbyes and walked out of the bar.