Elvira Mistress of the Dark

John always had a huge crush on the 80's show Elvira's Movie Macabre, in fact his first masturbation was in honor of her, so John decide that he is go to fulfill a dream being humiliated by the smart ass goth queen.

It starts as John appears in front of a huge house, painted in black, the door opens and John hear Elvira calling him.

¡Hey you! come here i don't have all day baby, you are the guy that come to fix my pipes?

Yes -John answered.

Great, come here chop, chop John - Elvira said - i was doing the dishes and garbage disposer started to smoke.

John enter the house and move to the kitchen, as she points the problem John lie down on the floor and begin to check the problem, for a few minutes John check the pipe but notices Elvira is watching him, rubbing her necklace, and finally you found the problem, and old gold ring was stuck in the garbage disposer.

John show her the problem and she takes the ring and say - oh may god, thank you, thank you, thank you, you gorgeous, i thought i loose this trinket months ago, oh my i don't know how i gonna pay you.

She walks to her purse and as she open it she froze and say oh shit, i really don't know how to pay you. sooooooooo he he. I can't interest you, in some original Texas chainsaw massacre posters right? - she asks as turns back and notices John checking her ass.

Oh well, well, well... maybe i cant interest you in something else - Elvira says as she rub her breast cleavage with one of her hands.