Drinking and mingling

Monica and I head back to our room to change into our swimsuits. She grabs her black one-piece and says, “I’m changing in the closet: they’re gonna have to wait to see my goods.”

She slips into the walk in closet to change. I drop my pants and change right in the middle of the room. Screw it. If they want to look, go for it. Then I glance up at the tv, and wonder who else is changing.

I glance back at the closet and see it’s still closed. I turn on the tv really quickly, and flip through the channels. I stop when I see movement. Joey is jumping up and down on his bed shaking his dick around for the camera. That motherfucker. I turn the tv off.

My wife comes out of the closet wearing a black swimsuit that covers her stomach, and props up her boobs. She’s not skinny like these other women, but she is hot. She turns around and shows me the back. The bottoms manages to cover her full thick ass. I lean forward and smack it. Fuck she has a great ass. Even though she’s so modestly dressed, she going to get so many looks from the men.

Monica giggles and said, “So I discovered something and I’m not sure if I should tell you.”

“What?” I ask.

“I found the gloryhole,” she laughs, and leads me into the closet. She shows me a little circle about waist height that opens. You can squat down and look through it to see into the bathroom.

She tells me, “Use it wisely! And don’t tell Joey about it. He’d never take his dick out of there.”

We head out to the dock. They’ve loaded the boat with plenty of ****. Phoebe passes me a drink. She wears a skimpy little bikini that shows off her tattoo. She says, “Cheers to seeing your dick on the tv.”

“You were watching!” I laughed. “Hopefully your big screen did it justice.”

We launch the boat out into the lake. Nick drives. Monica, Joey and Courtney all chat near him. Drinks constantly moving to their mouths. Zach and Katy slip to the back of the boat to talk to me and Phoebe.

Zach gives me a big bear hug. “It’s been too long buddy. How have you been?”

“Been good. A couple of wild kids now. What about you? I think the last time I saw Katy, you were pregnant.”

“I’ve finally gotten rid of all the baby weight,” Katy says.

I try to reassure her, “No. You were very cute pregnant. You were still doing your thing out on the dance floor.”

She laughs, “Oh you were checking me out back then?”

“I was checking you out way back in college, when you first started dating Nick,” I say.

Phoebe takes a big drink, “I feel like the odd person out. I’ve never met any of you before.”

Zach laughs, “Don’t feel uncomfortable. We’re all pretty chill. Anything you want to know about us.”

“I’ve heard a lot about you already,” Phoebe flirts.

“What have you heard about me?” Zach asks.

“That you have a sea monster trapped under your swim trunks,” Phoebe says bluntly.

Zach laughs, “Oh you’re gonna be a fun one. I was a little worried about Joey, but you’re going to fit right in.”

They split off to talk, leaving me with Katy. I remember the first rule that we are all single. Shit. If we were single in college, she would never talk to me. But now it seems like a different story. Courtney is more my type, being a brunette. Katy is a small blonde, who has gone from sorority girl to soccer mom. Honestly she’s much hotter now than she was back then.

Katy asks me, “Have you ever done anytime like this before? Or have you been locked strictly to your wife since you got married?”

I say, “I’ve been very loyal since we’ve been exclusive. But in preparation for this week, we swapped with Joey and Phoebe to see if we would like it….and it was so much fun! I expected it to be awkward but me and her had such great chemistry.”

Katy glances at Phoebe’s thong bikini and prominent tattoo. She looks shocked, “You two had great chemistry? With this little Asian rocker chick? I would’ve assumed she would’ve chewed you up and spit you out. No offense but you seem so clean cut, and all that. Especially in college.”

“I can surprise some people,” I say.

She raises her eyebrows, “Now I’m intrigued.”

We’re interrupted by Joey telling for everyone to come take tequila shots. He gathers us around, passing each of us a shot glass and a cut lime. He has a big container of salt in his hand. He say, “Before you take your shot, you have to lick the salt off of someone else’s body.”

He passes the salt container to Monica first. She bends over and gives me a wet kiss on the forearm, and pours a little salt on the wet spot. She quickly licks it off, takes her shot, and sucks on her lime.

Joey boos, “You can’t choose your partner! That’s lame.”

Monica counters, “We’re all single here! And this strange man hasn’t even introduced himself to me yet. But he does have delicious arms.”

Nick backs her up, “She’s got a fair point. Stop trying to dictate her fun.”

Monica passes me the salt. I say, “Hi. I’m Chandler.” I lean in and suck on her neck hard enough to give her a hickey. She giggles at slaps at me. She doesn’t allow me to pour any salt so I just drink the tequila and suck the lime.

I pass the salt to Phoebe. She coats her tongue in spit then licks down the entire length of my arm. She pours an obscene of salt, covered my arm in hundreds of white specks. She licks a small spot and then takes her shot. She turns to the ground, and says, “I made a salt buffet. Dig in.”

Zach laughs, and bends his tall frame to lick my arm. Nick and Katy follow suite, and lick me laughing. Courtney stands there holding her shot, and doesn’t cross the boat to lick me.

Joey gets so frustrated. “What the fuck! Phoebe pass me the salt. I’ll show you how it’s done.”

He turns to Courtney, and pushes his face between her two huge tits, and licks directly between them. He pours some salt and then tries to sensuously lick up her sternum, but looks mostly creepy. He takes the shot and cheers.

Courtney takes the salt, and tells Joey, “Take your dick out, so I can lick some salt off it.”

Joey gives a stunned smile, “Really?”

“No.” Courtney laughs and takes her shot, and delicately sucks her lime. What a bitch.

I grab the bottle from Joey, and say, “No more games. Let’s just get drunk and enjoy this boat.”