Didi's Totally Not Fanfiction 8

Ryan was on top of the world, riding that post game high. It was their first road win of the season, but more importantly it was his first shut out. He'd stopped 37 shots in regulation and 5 more in the shootout. It wouldn't have been a stretch to say he was the reason they won the game.

His team was appreciatively of that, even Griffin, and they'd back to their hotel to celebrate his performance. Everything was great until someone suggested they hit the pool. Ryan rejected that idea of course and brought out every excuse he could think of, but unfortunately they had answers to everything.

'Didn't bring trunks'- 'I brought two pairs, you can use mine.'

'Can't swim' - 'Shallow end is 4 feet deep, you can stand up.'

'Just ate' - 'Old wives tale. You're fine.'

Eventually Griffin came to his rescue, or so he thought. Griffin told the others to head down and he'd convince Ryan to join them. The guys listened and soon they were alone in the room.

"Thanks Griffin, I really don't know how else to get them to back off."

Griffin smirked, "That's easy. You just gotta distract them."

"Distract them? How?"

"Like this." Suddenly Griffin threw the contents of his water bottle at Ryan. It hit him in the face and by the time he wiped his eyes the transformation was complete.

"Fuck!" Ryan cringed hearing his female voice, "Asshole." He stood up to go take a shower to change back.

"I wouldn't bother if I were you..." He warned.

Ryan ignored him and turned the shower to full heat. Unfortunately he kept waiting and waiting and only cold water came out, "What the hell?"

"Oh you didn't hear? Their boiler broke. Ya. No hot water until morning."

"You fucker." Griffin tossed a bag at Ryan, he caught reflexively, "What's this?" He peered inside, "No. No way."

"It's the only way. There's a pool...and a hot tub."

"Hot tub? Fuck. Why didn't I think of that? I could have just stayed there the whole time."

"Yup. Now it's the only source of hot water in the hotel. So put that on, come downstairs with me. And take a swim. How long has it been since you've gone swimming anyway?"

"Don't act like this is charity. And so what, I go for a swim then hop in the hot tub when nobody's watching? Everyone's going to be watching me."

"I'll distract them. We'll bring the spare shorts for you to change into."

"Fuck. Fine. Give me a minute." Ryan slammed the door and got changed. He looked at himself in the mirror...wow...he was fucking hot..."Fuck." He opened the door and walked over to Griffin, "Where the fuck did you even buy this? It's too small. I can't go downstairs. They'll never leave me alone."

"HO-LY SHIT!" Griffin's jaw hit the floor and his shorts got uncomfortably tight, "You look-"

"Shut it. I don't want to here it. Let's just go."

As expected Ryan's appearance at the pool caused quite the commotion. The hockey players basically fought each other to be the first to talk to him. It was disgusting how eager they were, it made Ryan's skin crawl. He tried rejecting them, but it was like they couldn't hear him. No matter what he said they just laughed and kept hitting on him. He even tried **** methods, at least in his mind.

"I like crushing balls with a hammer."

"Oh me too baby, me too."

"I'm a lesbian."

"Sweet, I love lesbians."

"I only like micropenises."

"That's perfect, mine's tiny."

"..." Ryan couldn't believe it, they just wouldn't give up.

"What I really like is seeing how fast men can swim."

Somehow that worked. A competition was something these bozos understood. That bought him a few moments of peace as they all organized their race. All except Griffin of course who couldn't go in the water for the same reason Ryan had been avoiding it. When he had second of inattention from the boys Ryan suddenly shoved Griffin into the pool.

Griffin shrieked, and then squealed in dismay.

"A PIG IN THE POOL!" Ryan yelled. Everyone, not just the guys, looked. Ryan jumped into the hot tub and quickly switched into the shorts he'd brought. He popped out in time to see someone catch the pig.

"What's going on guys?" Ryan asked, male again.

"Oh dude there was this super hot chick...wait, where'd she go? Oh well, anyway we caught this pig."

"Hmm...can I see?" Ryan took the pig from them and glared at it, "Ah...I think I overheard someone in the lobby say they'd pet pig had escaped. I'll go take it to them."

"Alright bro, we're going to stay here in case that hot chick comes back."

Ryan nodded and left, carrying Griffin in his hands. Once they were out of the pool he laughed, "Oh wait, the hot water's broken, isn't it? Hmm...what to do with you..."

The pig squealed.

Ryan laughed and brought him over to the breakfast buffet area. There was no food set up of course, but the kettle was still there.

SQUEAK.

Ryan ignored the pig and prepared some water. He didn't let it reach boiling, but once it was hot he poured it on the pig.

Griffin appeared in it's place. Naked.

"See ya!" Ryan ran before Griffin could recover. It wasn't much, but leaving him naked in public was about all the **** he could manage for now.

Unfortunately for Ryan someone had managed to take a picture of 'the hot girl', and by the time they were on the bus back home the next day literally every player had a copy of it on their phone. They all vowed to search for the hot girl and started discussing her body aloud. Even worse someone said they thought she went to their school, and then Griffin said that was definitely true. By the time he made it home both male and female Ryan had fans, albeit for entirely different reasons.