Find a girl by herself

I wander around the campus until I see a cute girl sitting by herself reading a book. I walk up and sit down next to her. She glances up from her book and looks annoyed then returns to her reading.

"Hi, my name is Rick, what is yours?"

"Buzz off creep." She says without even looking up. Oh it's on now.

"Please answer my questions truthfully, what is your name?"

"My name is Anne, I just want to be left alone."

"If you want to be left alone, why are you sitting out here in a public place?" I asked.

"Because my roommate is a slut and she is fucking her boyfriend right now. I'm trying to pass the time so I don't run into him when I go back to our room."

"Oh, are you jealous? Are you horny right now? Do you wish you were fucking him instead?"

"No, no and no, God what kind of pervert are you who just walks up and starts asking those kinds of questions?" She closes her book and gets up to leave.

"Please don't leave." I say quickly. "Please keep talking with me."

She sits back down and stares at me, "fine, what do you want to talk about?"

"Please tell me how much you want to suck my cock right now." I said

"What? Gross! I don't want to suck anybody's cock right now least of all yours, I don't even know you."

"Woah, harsh, Do you find me attractive at all?" I ask.

"Not particularly and your line of questions is not helping your case much either playboy."

Oh, well at least she is being honest. This might be fun to play with. "Please don't change your opinion of me but insist we go somewhere private to make out."

"Ugh, ok, come with me." She grabs my hand and leads me away