Cerberus

When you reach the other side Charon says, "You have reached your destination, thank you for choosing Styx Cruises, we hope you enjoyed your ride" as you disembark. You look around and see only a red desert. You look down and realize you were naked the entire time. How didn't you figure that out before?!? You walk in a random direction hoping to find some clothes.

You suddenly hear some howling behind you and turn around. There is a three headed dog standing behind you.

The dog's middle head says, "My name is Cerberus, and you are on my territory."

The dog can talk? "umm...I'm very sorry" you stammer out.

"Sorry won't cut it" the left head of the dog says.

The right head says, "I will give you a 30 second head start prey. If I catch you before you leave my territory, you will not like the consequences."

All three heads say in unison, "30.......29...."

You begin to run, not wanting to be eaten by a giant three-headed dog.