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Chapter 4 by Nemo of Utopia Nemo of Utopia

What Happens On 2nd Argentum, IRSY 1066?

Breast Milk Cheese, Anyone?

Hello again, dear reader, it's time for another little bit of exposition about the world before the Diary entry: this time we are covering the company Grimm works for, 'Lady Cheeses' LLC.

Loosely based on an actual company in New York which I think went out of business, Lady Cheeses LLC is a company in the world of the story which takes the breast milk of sapient women and makes cheese from it.

Seen as both delicacies and a good way to scandalize the prurient Lady Cheeses are highly sought after commodities, with each new batch up for sale sold out within hours, despite the company constantly expanding production. Many of their flagship offerings are not even available for regular sale anymore, being auctioned off for thousands of gold pieces for a wheel the size of a laughing cow 'baby bell' from our world. Part of the reason for this is some of these cheeses are the material components for entire classes of new spells, in addition to being fantastically tasty!

Grimm is one of the women that makes one of those flagship rare cheeses, "Redeemed Succubus' Milk Gouda" which is used in a spell to, coincidentally, allow demons to be redeemed. No one is sure where the first redeemed succubus came from, perhaps the will of some mighty God, now long forgotten, but the first one in this world arrived here on a spelljamming ship* seven hundred years ago or so with the knowledge of the first demon redeeming spell, whereupon she promptly founded Lady Cheeses and began making their legendary Redeemed Succubus' Milk Gouda. 'Madame LeFlur' has since moved on to other worlds, but her apprentice 'Dutchess-Dowager Veronica Somerset' (another redeemed succubus,) is still chairwoman of the board of directors and their third highest producer of Redeemed Succubus' Milk Gouda.
*(More on this next chapter.)

This brings us directly to the protagonist of our story, Grimm, and her role in the company.

Grimm is the lowest producing of the seven redeemed succubi that work for Lady Cheeses LLC, making around one mini-wheel of cheese per day. This is in large part because she lets her daughter and husband drink all of her milk they want, and even drinks some herself, instead of devoting most of it to cheese production.

She couldn't care less if she tried.

While Dutchess Veronica has pleaded with her to wean her daughter and husband and devote all her milk to cheese making, Grimm told her she would rather quit and dump the extra milk down the drain than upset her family dynamic. She will wean Madness when Madness has a brother that needs the milk instead, and as for Mars, forget about it.

Knowing that every single mini-wheel could potentially redeem another succubus Dutchess Veronica wisely decided to let the matter drop about a year ago, and their working relationship has been much better since.

The other reason Grimm is the least productive of the "Seven Succubi" is that she's the youngest, has had the fewest children, and so has the smallest mammaries. Succubi, especially redeemed succubi, have mammary glands that grow more pronounced and deeper interpolated into their breasts as they age and especially have more children. The most powerful of the "Seven Succubi" 'Dame Washxanarva von Blitzenwald' is over 3000 years old and had nearly 400 children, with I cup breasts that are almost entirely mammary tissue. Grimm, by contrast, is 21 years old, has had one child, and has D cup breasts that have no more total mammary tissue than the most milk gifted human women. Even if she were to devote all her milk to making cheese, Grimm would increase her output by no more than triple, going from one mini-wheel per day to three, nowhere near Dame Washxanarva von Blitzenwald's Grand-Wheel-per-day-while-nursing-her-twins output.

Grimm gets a percentage, (10%,) of the money from the sale of each of her Mini-wheels of cheese, which is highly variable since they are sold at auction, but averages to a chest of about 100 Gold per wheel once a week*. She also receives a 100 gold 'retainer' each week, regardless of sales.
*(We'll talk about this in more detail eventually, but for now just be aware that weeks on this world are only 5 days long.)


3rd Argentum, IRSY 1066

It's Cheese Delivery Day Again!

Hello again, you bushy big book of bountiful biography! (Heh, alliteration is fun...)

I took my broom to meet with Dutchess Veronica to deliver my cheese production for the week, and things went well! She didn't mention weaning Madness and Mars once! I'm glad we're finally past that, but it seems she's got a new scheme, (being the chairwoman of the board is going to re-damn that woman one of these days,) instead of trying to convince me to wean my daughter and husband she asked when I'm going to have my son.

I know she means well, but I don't like being pressured to up my production like this, it's stress I don't need!

She did only bring it up once though, and when I said I've been thinking about it and maybe later this year, she let it drop, which was good.

After the meeting and being paid the weekly retainer I went to the market to get some onions for making dinner. There I ran into Mars' old girlfriend Lucy who dumped him the week before he met me. Surprisingly she was glad to see me, even though the break up had been quite nasty and I'd called her several rude names later when she tried to get back together with my husband.

My my, how just a few years can change things! Lucy moved away from the capital for college and discovered that she was partially bisexual, but mostly a lesbian. Now she is married to her wife Livia, and they have five children, two of their own bodies and three adopted. She thanked me for keeping her away from Mars, otherwise, she would never have moved away and met Livia, and we scheduled a play date for Madness and her daughter Judith on the Ninth of this month. I also gave her a pamphlet for Lady Cheeses and she said she'd think about giving us her excess milk.


When I got home the house was in chaos! Mars is a great man and a loving father but he just can't keep up with Madness on his own. There was bubble gum in madness Hair, peanut butter all over the floor, melted ice cream on my chair, it was a Nightmare! (Humm, maybe a good infant name for her brother?)

Anyway, mama to the rescue! I used a very carefully targeted Ray of Frost to freeze the gum then shattered it with a hammer, (thank all the gods madness has long hair,) for the peanut butter I just let the dogs out of the bathroom and they licked it right up, and as for the ice cream, Mars just hadn't noticed it: a few castings of prestidigitation and he had the chair back to normal. Typical busy day at our house.

My plans for dinner now somewhat altered, (That Icecream was supposed to be for DESSERT Madness!) I had to think quick because John-Henry And Tyr were coming over for dinner and I had no dessert! Thank goodness for pies eh? I ordered a pie from our bakery, to be brought over at 17:00 sharp, and put in the warming oven. The ice cream was store bought too, so it made little difference.

I haven't explained about our circle of friends yet this year, but I think that can wait till Suns Day, suffice it to say the Tyr and John-Henry are a couple who both works in the same department as Mars does at "Lockson Magic Fabrics" in the Far Hills district. They took him under their wing there when he started work as a mop-up boy three and a half years ago, and have been of immense help with his reaching his current position of third-floor manager in only three years. (That, and his parents being major shareholders, let's be honest, plus Mars native talent for both wizardry and leadership, it wouldn't have happened without <u>all</u> of that...) We are very grateful to them, and have them over for dinner once a month or so. They also have a consensual master/**** thing going on, but tone it down in public. John-Henry's a good master and wouldn't make others uncomfortable by flaunting their private lives except among friends like us who understand.


The cooking occupied the rest of the day till sunset with Madness VERY FIRMLY tied to my apron strings. She was actually sort-of-helpful when she wasn't whining that she wanted to go play with her dolls. I made a Green Mountain style corned beef brisket Boiled Dinner with biscuits, onion gravy, peas, and mashed potatoes, and that pie arrived right on time and I kept madness away from it till dinner! (Im kinda proud of that feat...)

After working so hard all day, dinner was a nice change of pace, Mars set the table and brought out all the food, while I showed off a few magic tricks I've learned for John-Henry and Tyr. They gave me some tips on aiming and things and congratulated me on my progress. It seems I'm doing fairly well at my studies! They also recommended I consider applying to the ovumairy of Yuki once I have a basic mages license, they think I would make an even better priestess than I do a mage. I'm going to at least look into it: I did like being pregnant, but the aftermath... Ugh...

Dinner was great, Madness was on her best behavior, and we all talked shop and politics. Mars said they want him to hire a secretary when production resumes next week, and he wants me to take the job, but I'm not sure I want to be around him ALL DAY, especially because I saw the tiny bead of salvia at the corner of his mouth when he said it. I know my cooking is good, but that's not why he was drooling and we both knew it...

After dinner and desert Madness went to her room to play while we all played a few rounds of 'Elementals' downstairs. I picked Fire, as always, but everyone else shuffled it up, with Mars picking Earth instead of Air, and J-H being Water instead of Earth and Tyr getting stuck with Air. It was fun, but we're so good at this game now that all the sessions were decided by score when the timer ran out instead of anyone making a rose, so I think on Moons Day its time to go down to the game store and pick up something new.


Oh, you big lusty book, you didn't think I was going to leave off there did you? Of course I'm going to journal my sexcapades with Mars last night!

It all started as soon as Madness was in bed for the night, we went to our room and he started massaging my feet because I've been on them almost all day.

Massaging my feet led to my ankles, my ankles led to my calves, my calves to my thighs, and...

What, you thought that would go to my pussy, right? You don't know much yet Diary of mine, Mars isn't some animal, he has class, so next he went to my ass, and from there did my back, then preened my wings...

Which are a huge erogenous zone so I grappled him, pinned him down, and half tore his clothes off! (Nearly four years and he still knows how to make me demand to be fucked, I'm so lucky...)

After popping all the buttons of hubby's shirt and pants I let him up and he wriggled out of everything, then I got back on top and rode him cowgirl to climax for us both. It was delicious and I kept him at the edge of peeking for a full ten minutes this time, I'm getting better!

He nursed me when I climbed off him and fell asleep cuddling me, but thankfully I was able to substitute a pillow around midnight so I could find the buttons and sew them back on his shirt and pants. I just got finished before I started writing and now Sarenrae's light is peeking through the window, time to go...

See you tomorrow my delicious darling diary, I'm off to express the morning milk while I make breakfast... (Marmalade toast, eggs, bacon, and SPAM do you think? I do...)

What Happens On 3rd Argentum, IRSY 1066?

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