Both (innocent)

The door of the bathroom opens, Monica exits. As she leaves, she turns her head and says, “Thanks again. I’m so sorry.”

She looks and sees me and Rachel. Her face flushes with embarrassment. “Oh hey you two. I really had to use the bathroom, but Ross was already in the shower. It’s so embarrassing, but I had to use the toilet while he was in the shower. I felt so bad.”

“Oh it’s okay,” says Rachel. “I hope Ross gave you as much privacy as you needed.”

“He was a perfect gentleman. He didn’t even peek his head around the curtain.” Monica sits down. “How was the pond?”

I answer, “It was pretty disgusting. We went out in the canoe and I accidentally tipped us over.”

“I was gonna ask why you were all wet,” Monica says. I wonder if she notices that we are drunk on wine.

Ross exits the bathroom, his pale muscles glistening. As he walks by us, he tells Monica, “I didn’t hear a thing.”

Monica turns red again, “Let’s not mention it ever again please.”

Rachel says, “I hopping in the shower. I feel slimy.”

She leaves me and Monica. I ask my wife, “How are you feeling?”

“A little bit better. Hopefully I keep improving and we can have some dirty fun tonight.” She rubs her hand on my leg. “I feel bad that we didn’t get to last night. I was really in the mood.”

I agree, “Yeah it was hot hearing everyone’s stories. I got turned on hearing them too.”

She says, “I didn’t know you had a fantasy about seeing Rachel in a wet T-shirt contest. Honestly it sounded a little silly, but she does have really big boobs. I wonder what they look like.”

I’m surprised, “Oh you’re curious too?”

Monica smiles slyly, “I enjoy seeing a great pair of boobs.” She looks to the bathroom. “Want me to walk in on Rachel showering, so I can check them out? I’ll report back to you what they look like.”