Back with Mineta

Time had elapsed and it was almost time for classes to begin. As most of the class had gathered in the classroom, casually talking amongst themselves as they waited for Aizawa's arrival, Mineta honestly wasn't fully convinced that the book hadn't been a fluke right from the start. After all, it didn't look like anything had changed; the girls weren't suddenly trying to get his pants off or anything. Maybe he should have done something more drastic, in retrospect. At least something more noticeable.

Then he heard Uraraka coo, from the front of the room. She was looking at her light-pink flip phone and suddenly lit up with joy.

To the other girls, she called out, "This guy I've been following on social media just uploaded a dick pic!"

Mineta almost went wild but quickly steadied himself, instead honing in on the girls, who all rushed to crowd around Uraraka's phone, to which they all reacted the exact same way.

"D'AAAW~" they all squealed, affectionately.

"It's so small," said Momo, her hands on her heart.

"I'm glad he looks so well taken care of," added Toru.

"Quick, Ochako. Save it before it gets taken down," said Mina.

"Why do dick pics always get flagged, anyway?" said Kyoka, who fiddled with her ear phone jacks with a light blush on her cheeks.

"Apparently, it breaches some community guideline," offered Tsuyu, shrugging.

"Well they don't take down cat videos. It's doesn't make sense."

Oh my God, Mineta thought, ecstatically quaking from his chair, as his member began to wake up.

This was legit. This was real. They really did think that dicks were just animals now. This was so weird... Mineta liked it. He was going to have some fun.

His eagerness broke away into confusion, however, when he overheard what Mina said next:

"It sucks that none of the boys here have a penis. It would be so fun to have a classroom dick to play with every day."

What? What did Mina mean by that?