unexpecthing

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unexpecthing was last seen:: 1 day ago

Gender:: Whichever one you don't think I am

Birthday:: November 10

Location:: The wild pale yonder

Homepage:: https://bsky.app/profile/unexpecthing.bsky.social

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: Do ya mom do, do, do ya mom

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: Greek myths

My favorite word for "penis" is: le peepee

My favorite word for "vagina" is: Fanny

I write erotica because: I want to improve as a writer

In conclusion, I am: normal! What, does a life need to have some grand purpose to be worth living?!