The Class 1-A Code

What was Mina talking about, thought Mineta, of course the boys had penises.

Did they?

He never wrote anything in the book that implied boys wouldn't have their dicks anymore and, placing a hand between his legs from where he sat, he could confidently say that he still had his. Knock on wood.

"What are you talking about Mina?" he called to her across the class, loudly enough for all to hear, "Of course we ha-"

Abruptly, Iida stood up and chopped his arms in every direction, cutting Mineta off by shouting out:

"HOHO! LOOK AT THE TIME! MR. AIZAWA WILL ARRIVE ANY SECOND. EVERYONE SHOULD RETURN TO THEIR SEATS AT ONCE, AND BE... quiet."

He gave a pointed look toward Mineta, who returned it, confused. He also noticed Kaminari, Kirishima and Ojiro giving him warning glances.

Whatever was happening, Mineta took that as a good reason to shut his mouth.

Clearly, whatever he did had done something weird that he was unaware of. He would ask them about it after classes.

Luckily, classwork didn't actually change that much at all and it was over before he knew it.

When he had the opportunity, Mineta met the eyes of Kaminari and Iida, and silently signalled that he wanted to speak privately with them, to which they both nodded.

Entering the changing rooms, the boys finally let out a sigh.

"What was all that about, guys?" asked Mineta.

"What do you mean, man? YOU were the one who was gonna break the code," Kaminari retaliated.

Code? What code?

"Wha- Which code was that?" Mineta asked, trying not to sound too ignorant.

Iida answered him, in his iconic stern voice, "The code that we and the rest of the boys of Class 1-A established at the very start of the school year, in this very changing room, for our first outdoor lesson, that we would neither tell nor show the girls that we had penises."

What the fuck was going on!?

"Right, that code!" Mineta veined understanding, before adding, "I forget; who- who proposed we make that a thing?"

Mineta was gonna wring their neck for getting in the way of his fun day.

A Penis Secrecy Code? Really!? Could the universe give him a break for one day?

Iida and Kaminari, to the short boy's concern, gave him a weird look.

"Mineta," replied Kaminari, "You did."

Huh?

"I DID!?" Mineta gasped, forgetting that he was supposed to be veining... the opposite of ignorance.

Iida said: "It's true, Mineta. While we were all getting changed in here for the first time, you gathered us together and confided in us with some past experiences of yours."

Kaminari added: "You said that every girl at your old school gave you a hard time 'cause your dick was too cute or something like that. Anyway, you made us promise not to tell the girls you had a penis and, well, we all just decided to follow your lead. So, we made the Code."

Iida concluded: "It's a good thing the girls don't understand that the penis is a part of the body and assume you have to buy a penis at a pet store, or they may have cottoned on to us long ago."

Mineta tried to absorb all of this. This alternate past version of him could go FUCK himself, for coming up with that.

He got a hard time at his old school? He wanted a "hard" time now, please.

He had the book. He could rectify this. The insight was good.

"Mineta," Kaminari asked, concerned, "Is something wrong? Have you lost your memory of something? You're kind of scaring us a little. Do you need help?"