Ask Jeeves how to play

Jeff : "Cool, very strong themes. I love a good Ameritrash game."

He says as Jeeves hands him a drink. You all take another round and a seat at the table.

Brian : "Ok Jeeves, how do we play?"

Jeeves doesn't seem to want to acknowledge that what you're doing is a board game and just breaks into exposition.

Jeeves: "This is the Manor Putty left to madam Alexis after the demise of her great uncle Pervis on the condition that she can spend one whole night here. Locals believe the mansion to be haunted, all superstition I assure you."

Jeff : "Cool, a haunted house game, sounds fun."

Jeeves : "I just said it wasn't haunted."

Jeff : "Right..."

Jeeves : "Anyways, you'll need to find the deed in the library and get it stamped in the office."

Brian : "Where's the library?"

Jeeves : "I wouldn't know, the rooms rearrange themselves each night."

Jeff : "But in a normal way, not a haunted way?"

Jeeves : "Correct."

Brian : "Alright, how do we find the library and Office?"

Jeeves : "I suggest you each take turns opening the door to a new room. Careful though, some haven't been opened in a long time and Pervis collected many strange artefacts."

Jeff : "Strange artefacts? Are they perhaps haunted?"

Jeeves : "Surely not. Many do exhibit unnatural properties though."

James : "Ok, so we take turns opening doors, then things happen. We look until we need to find the Library and Office, I guess we're all on the same team?"

Brian : "Seems like it, who wants to go first?"