Ash and Waste

You look over the guys having your pick you take your time and pick one you think you would actually like. After a lot of pairing down (no guys that look nasty or fat, no jocks or hipsters) you find Ash and Waste (his real name is Ashlee but he prefers ash) he is tall, pale and fish lipped but you aren't really into guys anyway. He seems pretty funny based on his profile and is really into horror movies and weed.

It takes less than an hour of chatting to get him to agree to some "netflix and chill"