Arguing over an apology

We walk out of the room, and immediately hear Monica and Joey arguing in the living room.

Monica says, “I apologized for laughing at your dick. I don’t want to see it again.”

Joey replies, “But you only saw it in that video when I was really nervous. I need you to see it at its actual size so you can give an actual apology.”

“Just pretend! Sorry I laughed at your dick. It’s much bigger than I thought.”

Phoebe stops me from going into the room, where they can see us. I set her down and we listen.

“Just watch a little of the video, and then tell me that,” Joey begs.

“I’m not watching your weird porn!”

“Okay. It’s better in person anyway. How about I flash you, and you take a good look at it, then apologize?”

Monica huffs, “We’ve been arguing over this for too long. Fine. Flash me then I’ll apologize again.”

“Fuck yeah.” He pauses a few beats. “I’m not at my actual size yet.”

“Oh my god!” Monica yells exacerbated. “I’m sorry you have trouble getting it up too!”

“I don’t have trouble getting it up! I’m like halfway there. I might just need a little help getting over the finish line.”

“Uh I’m not touching your dick. C’mon use your spank bank. I thought you had banged countless sexy bitches.”

“I have,” Joey says. “But it’s hard to think back when I’m under a stressful situation like this.”

“Hurry up! I need to get back to my husband. I can’t leave him alone with your wife for too long!”

“Okay. Okay. What do you have on under your robe?”

“Wouldn’t you like to know?” Monica teases.

“You should show me. It’ll help me get hard, and then you can apologize and get back to your husband before my wife sucks the life out of his dick.”

“Ugh fine. I hate that your wife has an obsession with my husband.”

I can’t see what she does, but from Joey reaction, she is slowly giving in to his demands.

“Holy fuck look at those tits?” Joey exclaims. “Fuck Monica you are so sexy.”

“Thanks. Are you hard yet?” I can hear the eagerness in her voice. She is concerned about me and Phoebe. She doesn’t trust me to be loyal.

“Almost,” Joey grunts. “Drop the robe entirely and show me that thick ass.”

Another sigh from Monica, then the robe softly crumbles against the floor.

“Gaddamn girl! That ass is so fucking thick!”

“Yeah you like it,” Monica teases. “Want to smack it?”

“Holy fuck! Look at that shit jiggle! Mmm baby I want to fuck your fat ass so bad.”

“Whoa whoa whoa. Too far! I’m here to apologize! Now show me your hard dick so we can get this over with.”

“I’m just being honest. Now be honest with me. Do you want this dick?”

I peek around the corner as Joey lowers his pants, showing his hard cock to my wife. She raises her hand to her mouth.

“WHOA!! Oh my god. That is not the same dick from the video!”

“Apologize,” Joey commands.

“I’m sorry. I was a bitch for laughing at you. Your dick is much much bigger than I thought.”

Joey stands tally in triumph, “Now get down on your knees and apologize.”

My wife blinks at the boldness then bites her lip.