Apes of Wrath

Cassandra snorted at the other gorillas as they backed off, turning to Mary as she let out a hooting noise.

"Thank you so much, Cassandra!" Mary said, wrapping her arms around the gorilla in a hug.

Steven couldn't help but smile at the sight.

"There they are." Gus said as he took out his phone with a pervy grin... Which turned into a look of disgust as he recoiled away from the woman next to him. "Dagnabit! Ah told ya'll to not stand so close to me when ya smell like that!"

"Well, excuse me for being the victim of two skunk attacks in one night!" Dana snapped.

"Two?"

"I got sprayed again on the golf - Why the hell am I explaining myself to you?!"

"Look, it don't matter!" Gus barked, "Let's just get them! The sooner we do, the sooner ya get your ****, and the sooner Ah get my photos of that cutie and you!"

"One small problem, Einstein." Dana spat, still kicking herself for that deal. "In case you didn't notice, that's not Curious George in there with her."

"Don't worry, Ah got the perfect plan."

"It's nice to see you again, Cassandra," Mary said as she pulled away from her friend, "but we have to get going now. Do you think you can help us get out of -

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

**SPLASH!!**

Mary, Steven, and the gorillas looked in the direction of the noise, seeing Dana erupt from the pool of water as she spat and sputtered. The security guard looked up and snarled as she screamed, "You dirty, backstabbing, hillbilly A-hole!"

"Sorry, Darrlin'!" Gus called out as he ran to the other side of the viewing platform, "That's the breaks!"

"Ooh! You just wait until I get up there! You are freaking dead!" Dana snapped as she stepped onto the bank, "You here me?! DEAD!"

*Snort*

*Growl*

Fear came to Dana's face as she slowly turned around, coming face to face with a group of gorillas. The woman chuckled nervously as she stammered, "N-nice monkeys..."

The gorillas roared as one reached out and grabbed Dana's undershirt, ripping it off of the security guard and exposing her pink lacey bra... And the Eeyore tattoo on her stomach.

"Slight correction to my previous statement... I'M FREAKING DEAD!" Dana screamed as she turned and ran as fast as she could, the gorillas after her while she began to loudly wail in fear as tears streamed down her face.

"Oh, no, no, no!" Cassie shouted, "You two didn't -"

"Of course we didn't leave the woman to die!" Steven said, almost insulted. "We're not monsters!"

"But then, how did she get away?! Did Cassandra, and I still can't believe I'm named after a gorilla, step in and save her like she did you two?!"

"Actually," Mary began, "it wasn't her who was the first to step in..."