An erotic depiction of her majesty

It was a giant portrait of the queen... completely naked (except for her glasses)!

It exposed every bare inch of the royal's skin, showed off every erotic curve of that voluptuous body, and exposed every possible secret she might have (like her penchant for not shaving down there...).

The thief had to admit, it was a masterpiece, and certainly worth every coin the queen had paid.

She hadn't skimped on presentation either. The frame was solid gold and studded with jewels, a fortune in its own right. Why, he could probably retire just from selling the frame on its own!

And then... an idea struck him. One that would make him a legend if he could pull it off. He turned to Queen Belinda.

“Well, it's hard to tell how good it is without a source to reference,” he said as a devilish grin spread across his face.

“Huh?” The queen asked as she tilted her head to the side.