An awkward breakfast

I wake up to the light of morning coming through the windows. Fuck, I barely got any sleep. I look next to me at the big pair of tan fake tits. Of course she’d have to sleep on her back with those big things.

I get out of bed, and leave the room. I go into the bathroom to piss. Nick is in the shower. As I relieve myself, he asks, “Who did you get into last night?”

I reply, “I spent most of the night with Courtney.”

“Nice. How are those new fake tits?” He asks, excitedly. I’m sure it’s a goal of his to tit-fuck them this weekend.

“They were nice but her cock sucking skills really stole the show,” I say, flushing the toilet.

“For sure! She’s the best at giving head. Your wife enjoyed the head I gave her in that sex swing last night.”

“For sure,” I say and leave the bathroom. I go to my room, and put on some clothes. Monica is gone. She must be eating breakfast already.

Down at the kitchen table, Monica, Katy and Phoebe sit around talking with cups of coffee in front of them. Phoebe sees me and smiles, “Speak of the Devil! I was just about to tell the girls what I saw on the tv when I woke up in the middle of the night.”

“What did you see?” Monica asks.

I pour myself some coffee. Is she about to talk about my sex with Courtney?

“I saw Chandler visiting the dungeon room!” Phoebe reveals.

Katy laughs, looking at me, “You went down to see Zach?”

Phoebe looks at me grinning, “He did more than just see Zach. He got his dick sucked by Zach.”

Monica covers her mouth in shock.

Katy cheers, “That’s awesome. The guys will love someone else who is open with their sexuality.”

“Did you know you were bisexual before last night?” Phoebe teases.

I sit uncomfortably at the table. They’re waiting for a response. “I don’t know if getting my dick sucked by another man means I’m bisexual,” I say.

“No. It means you’re GAY!” Joey yells barging into the kitchen. Oh great. “It’s okay to admit it Chandler. You can like fucking dudes. It doesn’t mean your marriage is a sham.”

“Oh shut up,” Monica says, then looks at me. “Did you suck his dick?”

“No,” I answer.

“Did you want to?” She asks.

I think about the snake coiled down his leg. It wasn’t hard when I walked it, but it hardened as he sucked me. It grew even bigger, when I came down the back of his throat.

I cough, “I don’t know. Can we change the subject? We’re all single here. Who hooked up with who last night?”

Of course Joey is the one to answer, “I don’t kiss and tell but I railed the shit out of Katy last night. I’m surprised she can walk today.”

Katy replies, “Just a warning to the other women. Joey is only good for one round.”

“Hey it takes me a while to recover, and fill my big balls up again,” Joey says.

Monica says, “I don’t know if it works like that.” She looks up and smiles at the person entering the room. “Good morning Nick. You’re looking very handsome.”

Nick beams at the compliment from my wife, “I gotta look good to impress these sexy ladies.” He bends down and then kisses his wife. Then Phoebe tilts her head up at him, and he gives her a kiss as well. Then Monica tilts his head to him, and he gives her a deep French kiss.

Monica blushes, “I forgot how nimble your tongue is.”

“Damn it,” Joey growls. “I should’ve entered the room like that but I was distracted by finding out Chandler is gay.”

Nick looks at me, “You’re gay?”

“He’s not gay,” Katy clarifies. “Zach just sucked him off last night.”

Nick laughs, “We’ve all been there. He’s almost as good as his wife.” He slaps me on the back. “No judgement here. This is an open vacation. I fingered Joey’s butthole while he fucked my wife.”

“Hey! I thought that was her finger!” Joey objects.

“You thought she was fingering your butt while you were fucking her doggy style?” Nick asks.

“Should we let Zach out of the dungeon?” Phoebe asks?

“Let him sleep,” answers Katy. “We didn’t give him a break last night.”

Monica says, “I feel like I missed out on so much. I shouldn’t have gotten so drunk yesterday.”

Nick asks, “Do you want to go out on the boat alone with me, and we can pick up where we left off in the swing?”

She smiles, “That sounds amazing. Let me go put on my swimsuit.”

Katy flashes her crooked teeth at me. Maybe if Nick is taking my wife for the day, I should take his.