Alright. Shrexy time now.

"Please don't tell me you're in a relationship."

Stephanie actually laughed. She couldn't help it.

"N-no, Misha, I'm not in a relationship. It's just... Well... Oh, it's easier to show you. Just turn around, please."

Misha was relieved, but now a whole new level of worry washed over him.

"Ok..."

Behind him, he heard the sound of a zipper being pulled, and the fabric sliding over skin, and the plop of her dropping them on the floor.

"Ok, you can turn around."

Misha turned around and did his best to stop his jaw from hitting the floor. In front of him was an almost naked Stephanie. The only thing she still had on was a bra and panties. Well, socks too, but who cares. Misha was focused on the bra which covered her boobs, and the panties which covered her pu-

No, not her pussy. Her cock. A cock that her thin, lacey panties did little to hide.

"Wha...?"

Stephanie's already racing heart nearly exploded.

"I'msorryIshouldhavetoldRachelbutiwaswor-"

"Steph."

"andikeptthinkingthatifyouturnedmedowntheniwouldnevergettobe-"

"STEPHANIE!"

"W-What?"

"It's ok."

'You aren't freaked out?"

"No...?"

Her sigh of relief could probably be heard on the opposite side of the world.

"Wait, that sounded like a question."

Now, it was Misha's turn to laugh.

"Rachel didn't tell you?"

"Tell me what?"

"All halflings are bisexual, that's why harems are so common."

Misha thought, with a hint of guilt, back to Sally at the AWIO.

"Well, almost all of us."

Stephanie took a moment to thank whatever deity had blessed her, before

"Well, then, I think you might be overdressed. There is a strict "No Clothes" policy in my room."

"And yet you are still wearing clothes."

Stephanie shrugged.

"Well, it wouldn't look good if I didn't follow my own rules."

Without breaking eye contact, she unfastened her bra and let it fall to the ground. If either of them weren't hard before, they are now.

Misha didn't waste any more time stripping. In a moment, he was standing next to a pile of clothes, his lean body on display.

Stephanie noted, with some disappointment, that Misha was shaved, and thus didn't have blue pubes.

"You know, I don't think I can get these panties off by myself, and I wouldn't want to break the rules. You wouldn't mind helping out, would you?"