Allow yourself to be a lil' pervy

It wasn't an easy choice by any means, but even if your mother was pretty open about sexual things, she did intentionally send you to a christian all-girls school. The chance that a question could horribly backfire was too big to take. Plus, if she never finds out, is there really any harm done? It's not like you're going to have sex. Or were you? Were there any risks you weren't aware of? There's only one that your mother repeatedly warned you about...

You grab one of the testicle pairs and the dildo, close the drawer and return to your computer and the still opened browser. Better be safe than sorry, right? You quickly navigate to breddit and make a new topic; "Can I get pregnant without having sex?" You hit the enter button, and impatiently await the responses.

"Is this girl stupid?"

"TROLL!"

"No, honey. You can not get pregnant without having sex. A man needs to push his dick inside your pussy, then the sex happens, and only if the guy eventually climaxes while still inside your pussy there's then a small chance you might get pregnant. Even that will not happen as long as you use condoms or other contraceptives. So in summary, unless you get naughty with a man, it's all good."

"I agree with the other dude, is this girl stupid?"

Somewhat relieved, but also a little offended, you pout back at the computer screen and cross your arms just below your boobs. They didn't have to be mean about it! For what it's worth, it confirmed what you already suspected and reassured your fragile nerves. Time to have some fun!

You place the two pieces of the toy on your desk, and attach the plastic testicles to the base of the dildo. The tube easily slides into the intended entrance and dibs into the slippery fluid. So far, so good. A brief moment after you connect the pieces, the shaft part began to grow more firm and rigid. As if it's signaling that it's ready to be used! Pretty cool... As you listened more closely, you could also hear a faint... ticking? Like a clock? Why would it have a clock hidden inside?

Regardless, you inspect the odd thing a little closer. The texture felt somewhat leathery, which sounds like it would be pretty bad for something that should be easily washable. On the other hand, it probably had to be leathery and flexible in order to support the way it could stiffen. Whoever came up with this thing, sure had a lot of creativity or just way too much time. You rotate and twirl it around while inspecting it, until the soft but repetitive noise it emitted ended with a much louder, final tick and it suddenly shot a burst of lube from the tip! With such **** that it was expelled right up to the ceiling!! What the heck!! Another shot comes out a second later, equally strong, splashing against the wall! You quickly decide to just aim it forward and watch three more rapid bursts shooting out of the thing, each one in simple one second intervals, and then the shaft simply... softened?

What... ? You shake it, but it doesn't respond. You twist and squeeze it, it doesn't respond. You try removing the bottom piece and re-attaching it, but it still doesn't respond! As a last resort kind of thing, you detach the testicles and grab a new pair from your parents' bedroom. As soon as you attach the new pair, the penis jumps back to life and gets firm again. Okay... super weird. It's also starting to make those faint ticking noises again, probably some sort of timer before it goes off? Is that how long the average guy lasts? Is this some kind of practice tool? Whatever, you make the decision to give it a try and then pull it back out again long before it begins squirting with the **** of a race car...

Inching forward, you position your crotch near the edge of the seat and lower the flared tip of the odd penis to the lips of your pussy. How are you gonna get that thing inside though? The top part was way oversized, and not even anatomically correct! It did have to go in somehow though, after all dildos are surely created to be some kind of one-size-fits-all deal.

It was a strange sight when you simply began pushing it against your slit. The nearly perfectly flat surface of your crotch, and the nearly flat surface of the flared penis tip, awkwardly pressed together. You spread your legs a little further apart, and start using a bit more ****, and were beginning to see your puffy lips getting squished inwards.

All right... again you spread 'em a little wider and use more pressure, watching those subtle folds somehow straining inwards, until with a sudden pop they collapsed around the flared tip and engulfed it with your suddenly extremely taut lips! "Ah!" You cry out upon suddenly feeling yourself stretched painfully wide like never before, your entire body shivering at the foreign intrusion! It hurts like heck!

You instinctively try to pull it back out, but it's safely wedged inside your vag! Each time you tug on it, you simply cause your fragile pink flesh to wrap around the thing even tighter! Curses...

Out of sheer curiosity, and quite frankly with nothing else to do, you lift the entire appendage up and take a look at the replica balls and their inscription - "Joel." He was an old friend of your dad's, no idea where they know eachother from. Middle-aged black guy with a particularly deep voice. Your mother tends to avoid him, odd that he would have an interest in producing lube, but whatever.

With your slender fingers partially wrapped around the fat girth of the toy, you give it another weak attempt to pull it back out, but it was no good. It simply didn't move! How are you supposed to enjoy yourself if you can barely even move the thing? Plus, time was running out quickly! If you don't manage to have an orgasm soon - and you weren't even close - you're also gonna have the stupid thing unloading inside you. It's something you'd strongly like to avoid, it's probably not a pleasant experience.