Activate Keiko's sword to defend against Buchikowasu! (13 Faith)

That Don talked about coaching as one of the God's greatest responsibilities, but wasn't he giving Buchiko a pretty dang unfair ability too?! There had to be some way to do the same for Keiko! This wasn't a matter of thought... It was a matter of faith, the bond between a priestess and the deity she worshiped. Well... Keiko hadn't worshiped you much, exactly... But you did feel like the two of you had bonded a bit already! Maybe it was enough to grant her divine inspiration, like you'd heard so much about?

The sword, Buchiko! Consider the sword! Remember my mantra...

You don't want to deal with anybody's shit!

"I don't want... to deal with anybody's shit...!" she repeated after you, then covered her mouth. She wasn't the type who used words like that. Still, it seemed she'd figured something out, and it was just in time! The counter hit zero!

From across the arena, Buchiko's eyes were smiling again, as she viewed Keiko through that scope like a hunter watching its prey. "I had fun with those first shots, but a hunter shouldn't play with her food... Good-night, samurai," Buchiko sneered, before firing. The sound of her first shot reverberated throughout the arena. There was the sound of another clang afterward, then... Somehow...

Her shot ricocheted back into her! The bullet connected with her upper body, blowing off the leather jacket along with the top of her t-shirt so that a tiger-print bra was shown underneath. Her fat, tiger-striped boobs bounced in a way that was very erotic and turned you on... before you realized, there's a big spaghetti stain on the chest. Eyuuugh... The sleeves of her jacket struggled to remain up, now unbound from the rest of it, and you could see the judges had decided to dock her a tier. Don had stopped sucking on his prune and was now loudly **** on some juice or the pit of some fruit.

But what had caused the shot to bounce?

You looked back to see Keiko, smiling confidently. She'd swiped her sword and, in the process, released those metallic rectangles that make up her blade... they floated freely in the air, forming a small, pin-point shield. "I see... Katappashikara-dono, this is the perfect weapon for someone who doesn't want to deal with a sniper, isn't it? With this, I can make Buchiko-san defeat herself."

"Bu-chi-ko-was-suuu!" the other girl roared, already cocking her gun again. She fired once more... then again... Each shot was deflected and destroyed more of her clothing, causing her to stagger backwards. That staggering ought to be her cue to stop, but instead, she took her god's ability and used it as another opportunity to fire.. Just because it was an opportunity, though, didn't mean it was a good one! Within moments, the fighter had blasted away most shreds of branding from her body, so that the only thing she had left was that tattered, stained, tiger-print two piece, with the word "DON" printed across the back and the cigar-smoking skull displayed on her tattered stockings. Bits and pieces of metal and black, leather clothing lay all around her. This outfit gave a pretty good look at that meaty ass of hers, and her wide hips, which... could use a little bit more of Keiko's signature martial training. No, there's no use beating around the bush: Buchiko was a little fat for a priestess. She did still have her mask on... you didn't know if that was a point of pride for her or actually a way Don had invented to stop her from spreading germs.

"What a shooock!" Mila cried, slapping her hands to her face dramatically and producing a loud microphone buzz. "Now it's Buchiko who's on the ropes!"

"You damn useless opportunity god!! What kind of opportunities are these?!" Buchikowasu shouted through her mask, shaking her fist at the god box.

Don wiped his forehead with a sweaty handkerchief, then smirked in your direction. "That's not a bad move, kid! But opportunity don't strike twice, unless it's my opportunity. Let's see if you got anything in your bag of tricks for when I change the game up..."

Uh oh... That seemed like it was code for moving to the next phase.

((Faith +1))
((Power +1))
((Cunning +1))
((Buchikowasu's Tier -2))