A priest

The darkness gives way to a lantern carried by a thin young man in his early twenties. He is dressed in a simple brown robe and sandals. “Oh you are awake.”

“I am, why am I locked in a cage?” You ask.

“What? You're not. I mean it isn't locked.” He pulls up the latch and opens the cage door. “This was just the only bed with any privacy.”

“I see, where am i?”

“You don't know? Oh you are in the great city of doors, Sigil, in the temple of the lady of the night, Noctucula, which is also an old prison. She likes her temples not to look like temples.” He says with a little wink and a grin.

“So I take it you are a priest, you down here to check on me?”

“Oh yes a priest and a pretty good rogue I must say. I volunteered to take care of you when you were brought in here by your sexy girlfriend. You are a very lucky girl. I mean that is what she called you right, her girlfriend.”

“What are you getting at?”

“Well I have bathed and dressed you, I know that while yes you definitely look like a very sexy girl, you have a penis. Doesn't that mean you are a boy?”

“Ugh, it's a long story. I started a man, then another man, then a worm, then a woman, oh that could turn into a man, then a girl I suppose, then this. I suppose you would say I am a transgender woman. Much easier to just ignore the cock and call me a girl. Don't you think?”

“Oh, so you like having sex with men?”

This causes you to think over all the pleasurable things you have experienced. “Well if I'm being honest, ya I have to admit I have had quite a few cock induced orgasms. I had no idea a fat cock in the ass could be oh so nice. That said I really am attracted to women. Sadly I don't think men are attractive. Not saying I won't suck another cock. Oh it is all very complicated I suppose. I guess you could say I am attracted to women, pussy, ass, and cock. Umm, and not always in that order.” You add with a laugh as your hand decides to rest on his arm.

He leans in and gives you a kiss. You let it happen and suckle his tongue a bit before breaking it off with a rather meek push, “Hey what was that?”

“Oh, um, you touched me. I thought you wanted to fuck.”

“Wow, really, just like that. Man, was I ever that big of a deusche bag. I touch you and your instant reaction is that I want to fuck you so kiss me.” You scold him.

“You don't have to be a bitch about it.” He fires back.

Suddenly you slap him, he slaps you, then both of you in unison say, “I'm sorry.”