A perfect Date

I looked at Mimi. "Please wait outside for me."

"Sure thing!" Mimi went outside.

"So, Mimi's mom, please tell me your name."

"Anna."

I stood in front of Arthur and Anna. "After we leave, please have anal sex in the backyard, and Anna, please how like a wolf while you're fucked and please suck Arthur's cock clean afterwards. Now, please give me all of your cash to pay for my date. It's the least you can do for letting me put my cock in your daughter's mouth."

"Certainly," said Arthur. He and Anna got up. Arthur took his wallet out of his pants while Anna got her purse. They forked over $240."

"Thank, you, and Arthur please spank your wife good and hard every night for a month."

I left and went outside. I drove Mimi to a ritzy steakhouse. We entered and met the hostess.

"Reservation?" she asked.

"No, but please give us a nice table anyway," I told her.

"Sure." She checked the seating chart. "Right this way." She led us to a table near the gas fireplace and gave us the menus. The waiter came over. "Drinks before dinner?"

"A bottle of your finest pinot noir please," I told him.

"May I see your IDs?"

"Please remember you did that, and that we are both over 21."

"Oh, sorry. I'll be right back."

"So, Mimi, please tell me about your sex life."