A peasant

Deedee wiped the sweat from her brow as she wandered through the woods.

She was a thin woman, but not by choice, with long blonde hair that she kept in a braid that dangled down to her bony butt. She was dressed in a rather tattered homespun dress, and was using cloth wraps to shield her feet.

Deedee was looking for mushrooms. The right ones could bring in tidy bit of gold for her, if she could find them. But today, she just wasn't having any luck.

The blonde peasant looked at her basket and let out a little whimper. She had been walking for hours and had only found three little toadstools so far.

"That wont even cover rent for the week," she sighed, kicking the ground in frustration.

*PLUNK*

"Huh?" Deedee muttered aloud as she cocked her head to the side.

Her foot had kicked a strange-looking piece of wood up out of the ground. It was smooth, and shined in what sunlight was seeping through the trees above. She squatted down to examine it closer.

"Oh..." she mumbled as she picked it up. "OH!" She squeaked as her cheeks started to blush when she realized what she had found.

Deedee was holding a very smooth and polished... wooden dildo, and judging by its heft, a rather high quality one at that.

"What are you doing out here?" The blushing, befuddled blonde mused as she continued to hold it.

"OHGODSYES! C-CUMMING!" Shrieked a woman's voice from not too far away.

Deedee shot to her feet and looked around, trying to figure out where those moans were coming from. She put the dildo in her basket and then slowly followed the sounds of ecstasy, unsure of what she would find.

And frankly, nothing could have prepared her for the sight she saw that day...