A different, more confident morning

You wake up the next morning with the Developer's parting words echoing in your mind:

Use your powers, and help humanity achieve the next stage of evolution.

It should sound absurd. The rational part of your mind insists that it was just some kind of dream or stress-induced hallucination, but a different, much louder part knows that it was real. Your most primal instincts tell you that you can, indeed, piss anywhere and everywhere you wanted, and you need to piss now.

You walk out into the hallway completely naked -- it never once occurred to you to cover up -- and are immediately presented with a choice. The shower is running in the hallway bathroom, and it's late enough in the day that it's probably your sister in there. But you also hear bacon frying downstairs; your mother must be in the kitchen, making breakfast.