A Nice Valentine's Day

I had gotten so caught up in all the sex and nudity that I completely blanked out all the red and pink decorations. "Oh shit." It dawned on me, today happened to be Valentine's Day.

I should really do something nice for mom, I mean I'd still fuck the shit out of all of her holes, but like I'd take her out to dinner first. It was a surreal sight to see dozens of girls piling out of school fully nude, going to their buses or into their (or their no doubt very confused parent's) cars. I spotted Janice and I wasn't sure if it was the magic of the holiday or me still being pretty horny, but I flagged her down and called her name.

"Yes, John?" She asked, walking over to me after looking for my voice and finding me. "Hey I uh... completely blanked that it was Valentine's and I was planning on doing something special for my mom but I wanted to ask...uh if you wanted to come over and be my....you know..." I tried to get out, but stumbled over my words. Look, it doesn't matter if I'm some kind of sex god now or not, I'm still an awkward geek.

"Be part of your harem? I'd love to! That'd give me ample first hand experience living with an EDP, oh that sounds incredible!" She gushed.

"I...was going to say be my Valentine, but that works too." I said, a blush starting to form on my face. I can't believe I hadn't really noticed Janice before but she was kinda cute, and I'm not just saying that because she's completely naked.

"So what were you planning for tonight?" Janice asked as we started walking to my house. I was surprised when her parents were perfectly okay with Janice just living with me as part of a harem, but I guess I had to get used to being an EDP, stuff like this is normal I guess.

"I was thinking about taking her, and you now I suppose, out to a nice dinner and if I don't have enough, I can just cook something." I explain. "Oh, I'm sure you won't have to worry about money, most places are willing to accommodate EDPs free of charge." Janice casually said. I stopped, flabbergasted. "Wait, no shit? So I can just get stuff for free now because of my condition?" Alright, I'm seeing like no downsides to this new life.

"You can sit and watch some TV or something if you want, we have food and sodas or water in the fridge, I'm gonna call me mom and stuff." I told Janice as we got home.

"Hey mom, happy Valentine's Day." I told her as soon as she picked up. "Oh John, I'm so glad you're okay! I got the alert about you being an EDP and I'm on my way home now." She sounded really concerned. "I'm doing okay, mom. I brought over a uh... friend and I'm going to take you two out for Valentine's dinner then we can....you know." I trailed off, still a bit too bashful to directly tell me mom I wanted a threesome with her and a classmate, maybe even one in the middle of the restaurant.