*Arkai Drake, Captain of the Alpha Legion 14th Company (Field Commander), Leader of the of St. Erin's World (Unique Campaign)*

You select Dawn of War: Winter **** as your game, and then decide to play Chaos, more specifically the Alpha Legion - that should give you the best chance of survival if this actually does suck you into a game.

You confirm your choice, and then you are, in fact, sucked forward, through the screen, into the game...

You land with a loud crash, and the sound of metal scraping on metal. Warning sirens blare, and in the dim red emergency lighting, you can only just make out that you're lying in a ship's corridor.

You get up, the movement almost instinctual, and as you stand, you realize that you're now about eight feet tall. You look around, trying to get an idea of what's going on, and then a voice crackles over the vox in your helmet.

"This is Captain Savamort. All Astartes to the starboard bays! You are to make an emergency drop! I repeat, all Astartes to the Starboard bays for an emergency-"

The voice is cut off by a hail of bolter fire and a roar of "Die heretic scum!"

Well, at least you know where to go now... if you can find the starboard bays.

A voice calls out in your head, clear and calm despite the mayhem. "Welcome to the tutorial. This will get you up to speed with playing through Dawn of War: Winter **** from the inside. Skipping the tutorial is not recommended, as you have never played this way before and so will probably die in the ongoing naval battle instead of escaping to the planet below."

A glowing white spot appears at one end of the corridor. "Please go here."