(Sexy) Disaster!

Poor Pirate Patty's bra has given up the ghost. The flimsy, overstressed garment had only been hanging on by a thread, but all this posturing, poking, and fighting has proved too much for the already damaged bra, and the strap in the back snaps.

Patty gasps in terror as the garment slips off her body and drifts to the ground, along with the half-dozen silk handkerchiefs she'd been using to stuff it!

The pleasingly pudgy pirate stands there in utter shock as her small (maybe A-Cup?) breasts sit on her chest, utterly exposed to the world. Her nipples are like large, pink erasers, and pointing in opposite directions. Thanks to the chilly air in this drafty house, both are quite erect as well.

"Oh my!" Tina says as she stifles her laughter. "Somebody's been trying to impress the boys."

Patty's face goes crimson as her arm shoots to cover her not-so-ample chest. "Sh-shut up!" The pirate stammers. She takes another clumsy jab at Tina and misses.

"Too close to the truth huh?" Tina giggles. "I wonder what else you're hiding?" The semi-knight says she takes a stab at Patty.

The pirate parries the blow. "N-nothing!" Patty moves in close and slaps Tina on the face, momentarily forgetting to cover her tiny tits. "You blonde bimbo!"

"Bimbo!?" Tina snarls as she disengages and takes a step back from her fiery foe. "I'M NOT A BIMBO! You... you... no... tits!"

"Then why are you so bad at insu- EEEK!" Patty screams as Tina succeeds in snagging the pirate's panties. "H-hey! L-leggo!"

But Tina is out for **** now, nobody calls her a bimbo. Nobody. She yanks back on her poker as a loud *RRRRRIIIIPPPPP* fills the air.