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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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- My favorite word for "penis" is
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Massive Cock
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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Slit
- I write erotica because
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I am bored and horny
- In conclusion, I am
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Really horny, and wondering whether people cum to my story.
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Slut Camp
Fed up with the fact that they seem to catch you masturbating every day, your parents have sent you to an exclusive "camp" to get help. What they don't realize is that they don't get you to stop jerking off, they just isolate society's horniest people so everyone else can go on with their lives.
Updated 2 years ago Erotic Couplings English 63 Chapters Deep 435 Words/Chapter 5,198 Likes 2,218,215 Views Customizable -
There's Something Horny With The House
After Sophie receives word that she's inherited an old mansion from a distant relative, she and best Karen go for the weekend to check it out. What they find will change both their (sex) lives forever.
Updated 2 years ago Fantasy English 2 Chapters Deep 721 Words/Chapter 6 Likes 1,222 Views -
Claiming His Birthright
After graduating college and entering a difficult job market, Andy Hardwood finally swallows his pride and asks his parents to hook him up with a job following in their footsteps as an adult entertainer. Navigate Andy's huge cock to pornstar fame so that he can surpass the other hardwoods and dominate the porn industry.
Updated 2 years ago Fantasy English 4 Chapters Deep 750 Words/Chapter 40 Likes 8,039 Views -
F.D.F. -- Federal Department of Fucking
First, a disclosure and tip of the hat to Reddit user Elderhentaigod, who's post inspired the premise for this story -- https://www.reddit.com/r/dirtypenpals/comments/wlj1fu/f4futam_the_first_and_only_pornstar_president_of/ In this story, you play as a member of recently established federal agency established to create "sexual chaos"... which basically fucking horny people so everyone feels sexually satisfied. Without giving too much away, there will (hopefully) be a version with a sci-fi futa twist and a version without. (No guarantees, though). This world is what I like to call "semi-freeuse," so consent is important and necessary, but also almost always given. Obviously, this is a radical warping of reality, which is part of the fun.
Updated 2 years ago Science Fiction English 3 Chapters Deep 481 Words/Chapter 13 Likes 4,069 Views -
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