About me
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- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Watch TV, play on my rented PS4 Pro or go out for a walk
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Nothing much, tbh. I used to be that kid that read profound books at a young age, then turned depressed, and now can't pick a book and read more than the first 2 sites.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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dick or cock
- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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pussy
- I write erotica because
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Honestly, I have no idea. I did it because I was bored and couldn't find the content I wanted on this site. No one, especially me, knows if I'm gonna continue or not...
- In conclusion, I am
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Idk
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Introduction
by weltjerk
Chapter 1 in The genie of desire
While taking a walk around the park, you stumble across a golden coin. It looks neat and shiny, so you take it home with you, thinking it might be worth something. Once you get back home, you start eyeing it thoroughly. It looks dirty and looks like it needs some cleaning. So fa...
2 years ago 557 Words 4 Likes 565 Views -
Zendaya takes after her (big) Poppa
by weltjerk
Chapter 4 in CDDC:
Gracefully, a caramel-coated hand is reaching up, the sound of an abundance of golden armbands clacking together accompanying it. Zendaya, that juicy little ebony cutie, clears her throat, before talking. "May I? Look, I, know....let's not pretend this is a very rainbow-like all...
2 years ago 2,178 Words 1 Likes 158 Views -
You still don't get to bang her brains out, but you're talking with each other, and isn't that what really matters? ♥
by weltjerk
Chapter 5 in Insane-y about Hermione
Realizing the compromising situation she's put you in (not that you'd mind), the witty witch whose entire school life you've read and do know about, abruptly jumps out of your bed and tries to straighten her skirt, as if it isn't already decently done. In the same fashion, wide-e...
4 years ago 1,528 Words 4 Likes 1,681 Views -
You fuck her until there's no tomorrow! (jk, you embarass yourself)
by weltjerk
Chapter 4 in Insane-y about Hermione
Hey, {first\_name}! What do you do when you meet a fictional person, someone whom you would, at best, call an innocent fantasy and a cursed obsession at worst? Naturally, none of us is gifted with the ability to keep our cool in situations like that. Being the simple creatures we...
4 years ago 983 Words 6 Likes 3,780 Views -
Peyton Roi List and her mother's greed
by weltjerk
Chapter 4 in CDDC:
"Alright, u guys, this story is going to be, like, totes scandalous. Basically, me and my daddy-" "Stop." Emma held her hand towards Peyton Roi List's direction. " 'My daddy and I'. Sorry, Peyton, darling, but here we value proper language almost as much as itself." The...
5 years ago 1,104 Words 2 Likes 868 Views -
She's annoying and a klutz (Part 1?)
by weltjerk
Chapter 5 in CDDC:
Ok, so, basically, she's...let's just say...I mean, I told you about her being depressed, right? And that her mood basically swept over me when I was a kid, and made me the emotionless teen girl I used to be, I probably told you 'bout that as well. So, because she's so...her, sh...
5 years ago 941 Words 0 Likes 388 Views -
Chloë in in her dramatic Grace
by weltjerk
Chapter 4 in CDDC:
Without a single sound, the blonde cutie who played an underage assassin in the 10's superhero movie "Kick-Ass" suddenly stands up. The other girls stare at her full lips as she's talking and attracting all the attention in the room like a black hole does to matter. "It happened...
5 years ago 1,357 Words 1 Likes 742 Views -
Fucking (un(conscious)ly)
by weltjerk
Chapter 6 in CDDC:
"That's a lovely story", remarks Taylor in a swift manner. "But what about your mother?" "Oh, her? Well, let me...let me...oh, fuck, this all made me so horny, I'm so horny...hold on a sec..." Kristen grins and goes up from her father's lap to sit on his opposite direction. Rest...
5 years ago 1,540 Words 1 Likes 568 Views -
She's clinically depressed
by weltjerk
Chapter 5 in CDDC:
____(Attention: Chapters contain exaggerated and untrue depictions meant not to make fun of the depressed or dehumanize them, but rather only for the exaggerated context here and of the overall story. Please don't read if you're sensitive to topics like depression, especially if...
5 years ago 1,384 Words 1 Likes 666 Views -
Kristen's demons
by weltjerk
Chapter 4 in CDDC:
"Kristen, how about you? It so rarely happens that we see you smile, so I assume you're feeling quite well here?" Immediately, everyone's face turns to Kristen and her father, and just as fast, her cheeks turn into a bright red shade, and she drops her head in shame. "I, uh, I...
5 years ago 323 Words 1 Likes 1,029 Views -
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Ariana, her daddy and her mom
by weltjerk
Chapter 4 in CDDC:
"Aight, now, y'all good little girls sit down, while I'm tellin' you about a real bad bitch, you know what I'm sayin'? The bad bitch is me, I'm the bad bitch. My momma's just the bitch. Ho ain't got nuthin' on me, I mean, like, you know who I am, right? I'm the hottest piece of...
5 years ago 949 Words 2 Likes 1,922 Views -
Victoria about her catholic mother
by weltjerk
Chapter 4 in CDDC:
"Ohh, ohh, me, me, me!", Victoria says with a high-pitched voice and sarcastically raises her hand up and down like an over-archieving first-grader. Ariana looks stunned. "Lol, never would've thought sweet 'Tori could be an slut..." "AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHY YOU'RE WRONG,...
5 years ago 887 Words 3 Likes 1,290 Views -
Basically, everyone
by weltjerk
Chapter 3 in CDDC:
"You guys could've waited, yknow?", says Victoria Justice, rolling her eyes and pulling back her dark hair. Behind her and her father stand all the more or less well known starlets from TV, Film, Music and more, such as film star Chloë Grace Moretz, pop diva Ariana Grande, but a...
5 years ago 556 Words 9 Likes 4,060 Views -
Emma Watson and her daddy
by weltjerk
Chapter 2 in CDDC:
Early and geeky like her movie alter ego Hermione, Emma Watson is the first one to arrive at the hall, set up everything, clean and dust, and even set up a few snacks and drinks for the others. But just as she's about to finish fixing a salad on the table, a pair of familiar han...
5 years ago 332 Words 12 Likes 5,216 Views -
Introduction
by weltjerk
Chapter 1 in CDDC:
Its a big day today! Today's the first of the weekly meetings of the CDDC. Founded by it's leaders and core members, such as Emma Watson, Victoria Justice, Ariana Grande, and others, the CDDC's ultimate goal is to have a safe place where famous girls who have sexual intercorse wi...
5 years ago 131 Words 15 Likes 9,316 Views -
Your body heals--and you get a glimpse of HER!
by weltjerk
Chapter 3 in Insane-y about Hermione
**_(All characters mentioned in this work and in every oncoming continuation of said work are at least 18 years of age_**.**_)_** **\_\_ ** **\_\_ ** It's been almost a week since you can feel your lower pectoral region again without coughing uncontrollably. You feel lucky...
6 years ago 1,806 Words 2 Likes 3,924 Views -
You give Dumbledore your name and you talk
by weltjerk
Chapter 2 in Insane-y about Hermione
_**(All characters mentioned in this work and in upcoming continuation of said work are at least 18 years of age.)**_ "Oh, ummmm.....{first\_name}, uh, Sir. {first\_name} {last\_name}. I'm, uhm....I'm a....Muggle, I-I guess..." "Which is well known to us, as well, {name\_callin...
6 years ago 1,773 Words 10 Likes 4,806 Views -
Introduction
by weltjerk
Chapter 1 in Insane-y about Hermione
_\*\*\*\* _ _**(All characters in this fictional work and in oncoming continuation of said work are at least 18 years of age)**_ _\*\*\*\* _ They can't understand.\_ Maybe they do not want to understand. Yet you don't deem it much as something you should care about. Sure,...
6 years ago 1,658 Words 7 Likes 10,207 Views
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