About me
- Gender
- Male
- Birthday
- January 21, 1996
- Location
- United Kingdom
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Get to know me better
- When I'm not writing erotica I like to
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Play Magic: the Gathering, gratuitously muck about with HTML, and write non-erotic fiction, though I'm only remotely decent at the last one.
- When I'm not reading erotica I like to read
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Pretty much anything, to be honest. I have a soft spot for hard sci-fi, though.
- My favorite word for "penis" is
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- My favorite word for "vagina" is
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- I write erotica because
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I've been told I have a writer's knack, and if I can make a few people happy with that knack, then so be it.
- In conclusion, I am
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Just some guy, really. Some guy with an unhealthy imagination. Yep.
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Yes - she's not done with you...
by thehuw
Chapter 5 in Woodcraft
As you internally scream with frustration (you'd scream externally if only your voicebox would work), your captor leans down and gently rolls you over, shifting your tall, well-muscled form with surprising ease - the witch is stronger than she looks! The fear you're already fe...
12 years ago 326 Words 0 Likes 571 Views -
Introduction
by thehuw
Chapter 1 in Woodcraft
(Author's note: This is my first shot at actually writing and putting up a proper story. Feedback is much appreciated. And if it sucks, please don't hold back with telling me; I'd rather know.) You are Karec Alc-Falac-Paraloc. Fortunately for your human friends (if you had any...
12 years ago 272 Words 2 Likes 2,688 Views -
A border fort
by thehuw
Chapter 5 in Woodcraft
The journey's long and arduous, and it doesn't help that every few minutes one of your captors pauses to gratuitously kick you. At last, though, you come into view of what appears to be a small fort for some kind. It's pretty heavily fortified for such an isolated place - surroun...
12 years ago 223 Words 1 Likes 625 Views -
Try to work it off yourself
by thehuw
Chapter 4 in Woodcraft
In the absence of anything suitable to, er, fuck (it still feels so weird to be thinking in these terms!), you decide to take matters into your own hands, literally. You obviously have no experience in jerking yourself off, but you're no sweet, innocent virgin either; you reckon...
12 years ago 435 Words 0 Likes 636 Views -
A paralysis spell
by thehuw
Chapter 4 in Woodcraft
You hear the faint snap of your captive's fingers, and instinctively tighten your grip around her neck. Except... you can't. Your muscles refuse to obey that command. Confused, you try again. Still nothing. What's going on? You keep trying, but however many times you tell your ar...
12 years ago 190 Words 0 Likes 666 Views -
Nothing much... to begin with
by thehuw
Chapter 5 in Woodcraft
You're not sure how long you sleep for. When you wake, it's midday, but it could be midday tomorrow, or midday next Saturday morning, or midday on Yearsend for all you know. You get unsteadily to your feet, teasing some life back into your tortured muscles, and have a look aro...
12 years ago 593 Words 4 Likes 852 Views -
Bind you and take you with them
by thehuw
Chapter 4 in Woodcraft
You relinquish your grip on the knife, letting it fall to the floor. The elf behind you, a particularly tall, wiry and unpleasant specimen of his kind, immediately frisks you for anything else that could be dangerous - including your other knife. Damn, you'd been hoping he'd miss...
12 years ago 286 Words 0 Likes 744 Views -
Water and a kind voice
by thehuw
Chapter 4 in Woodcraft
Your wonderment at your apparent continued state of existence is, sadly, interrupted, as you realize that even if you're not actually experiencing , you bloody feel like it. You're running an incredibly high fever, to the point where your skin is actually burning. The hea...
12 years ago 299 Words 3 Likes 896 Views -
A smoke bomb - with extras
by thehuw
Chapter 4 in Woodcraft
There's a loud bang and suddenly you're surrounded by acrid red smoke. You feel the witch wriggle easily out from under you as you cough and splutter in the noxious fumes. You can't see a thing, your eyes are stinging, and your nose and throat burn with irritant mist. After fl...
12 years ago 298 Words 0 Likes 545 Views -
Leave it, head back into trance
by thehuw
Chapter 3 in Woodcraft
Oh well, you decide. Mages like these are nuisances at worst - not like she actually hurt you or anything. And most enchantments like this are temporary. If she comes back, you'll take her on, but for now it's probably best if you just trance through it and let this new... featur...
12 years ago 225 Words 0 Likes 802 Views -
Abandon the elf to his fate
by thehuw
Chapter 3 in Woodcraft
The elf's eyes meet yours for a split second and he gazes at you, panic-stricken, but you shake your head. This isn't your fight, and you don't care for elves at all, anyway. He can deal with the spider himself. Or not. The latter is probably more likely. You're about to turn...
12 years ago 235 Words 0 Likes 856 Views -
Chase the spell-slinging bitch!
by thehuw
Chapter 3 in Woodcraft
With no hesitation whatsoever, you snap into action, leaping to your feet and drawing your knife. You take a split second to pinpoint the witch's location with your finely honed ears, before sprinting off in that direction, dancing deftly over the handful of obstacles that litter...
12 years ago 292 Words 0 Likes 883 Views -
Engage the spider!
by thehuw
Chapter 3 in Woodcraft
You feel that familiar adrenaline kick as strength surges into your limbs and you lunge forward, drawing a knife with each hand - one of the perks afforded by your orc blood is ambidexterity. With a practiced flick of your wrist, you fling the one in your left hand at the spider,...
12 years ago 368 Words 2 Likes 1,047 Views -
A few words of magic
by thehuw
Chapter 2 in Woodcraft
"hominem feminamque coniunge, et..." The words mean nothing to you, but the language and intonation are unmistakable - that's Old Arcadian, and whoever's speaking (a calm female voice, with just a hint of a smile in it) is casting some form of spell. Your eyes snap open, and t...
12 years ago 277 Words 0 Likes 1,057 Views -
The snap of a twig and a yelp
by thehuw
Chapter 2 in Woodcraft
You take just a couple of seconds to return to full alertness and glance around quickly, assessing the potential threat. Your finely honed orcish ears determine that the noise came from about a hundred metres away, and the source was directly ahead of you, though the dense foliag...
12 years ago 247 Words 2 Likes 1,347 Views
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