szlachbic
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Nothing, as long as you don't do anything stupid, like actually press it by szlachbic
Chapter 7 in Items of Power
It was the button. Of course it was the button. _Fuck._ It must have shown in his eyes. Which felt like they were about the same size as the lump on his forehead. “Is that a no? Oh. Is this… something of Buffy’s?” _ “Something of Buffy’s” being code for “weird vampirey shit we...
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Um... hi, sis? Mom? Dad? by szlachbic
Chapter 6 in Items of Power
“—ll right, kid?” Dad. _Except Dad hadn’t sounded like he cared so much in—oh, right, weird-ass reality-screwing button weird-assily screwing with reality._ The world gradually swam back into vision. Someone had helped him up to a seated position, leaning against the kitchen wa...
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Faceplant by szlachbic
Chapter 5 in Items of Power
He wasn’t sure how long he’d been standing in the doorway like an idiot, trying to come up with an idea which couldn’t possibly backfire, when someone came up behind him and tried to shove past. “Move, bro, I’m going to Dawn’s—” _ “Bro”?!_ He slipped over in shock, flat on his...
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